I declare tomorrow "National.....

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#1 Feb 23 - 1PM

Movingforwardnow

I declare tomorrow "National.....

do whatever ticked them off day"

My exN would get so mad at me if I left an empty can of saoda in the sink. I'd turn it upside down in the sink to drain it before putting in recycle bag so it wouldn't leak on the floor. He'd get soooo mad at me. So now I leave an empty can in my OWN sink every day on purpose.

Maggster would be "punished" if drops of water were left in the sink after washing her hands. He liked her to wipe out the sink.

Mystwoman was told how many squares of TP to use to wipe her ass and was also instructed to make sure she put the lid down.

So tomorrow I am leaving extra cans in my sink, I am making sure all my bathroom sinks have drops of water in them, I will use multiple squares of TP and I will leave the lids up. I may walk into restrooms everywhere and put the lids up just to f-ing put the lids up. And leave drops of water in the sinks, just to f-ing do it!

This I do in support of my sisters in recovery. What was your ex's petpeeve?

Tomorrow is National do it just because we can day!

#2 Feb 24 - 3PM

under his thumb

i ate my carrots and hummus

i ate my carrots and hummus today with a huge smile...something i gave up 12 years ago because the sound of my crunching annoyed him!!!

#3 Feb 24 - 11AM

shock and awe.some (not verified)

Tooooooo funny

I read all these today. Tooo funny girls. My new dog (he hates dogs) is a huge lab who leaves significant piles in the yard. I may just toss a few in with his things that he asked me to pack up "NICELY". He actually capitalizes the word. Hey Tick Dick.....is this NICE enuf for you?

#4 Feb 24 - 2PM (Reply to #59)

mystwoman

Lol! Your comments made

Lol! Your comments made think of my first xph and my horse. Xph always hated my horse. He was completely jealous of her because she was something *I* loved. She was MINE. He would do mean things to my poor horse over the years that were just hateful, and in return she did not like him at all because of it. Well, the day I was moving out of the house from xph, the last thing I did was saddle up my horse to ride her to the new pasture. Xph was standing on the porch making nasty, hostile comments to me, and as I was mounting up my horse turned around, looked squarely at xph and crapped all OVER the driveway. The quantity was amazing even for a horse. She must have held it in for about three days waiting for that moment. lol. Of course this pissed xph off, and he said, "I certainly hope you're planning to clean THAT up off MY driveway." I just looked at him and said, "It YOUR driveway. I don't live here, remember?" Then I gushed all over my horse, telling her what a GOOD, SMART girl she was, and I rode away. Even my horse knew xph was a true jerk, and she finally got her petty, little form of revenge on him. rofl.

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#5 Feb 23 - 9PM

Journey

Love this thread! So funny

Love this thread! So funny reading through everyone's descriptions of control freak narc's ways of insisting we do things. Tomorrow I am going to make sure I don't grind the coffee quite fine enough and USE the dishwasher!

Journey on...

#6 Feb 23 - 9PM (Reply to #56)

Movingforwardnow

journey

What is it with the dishwasher??? Mine had issues with that too! I might run the dishwasher when its done AGAIN without unloading it, just for fun. Run the same clean dishes through again just because I can. Awwwww......FREEDOM!

#7 Feb 24 - 3PM (Reply to #57)

janemarie

Oh Yeah NARC!!!! IM GONNA RUN

Oh Yeah NARC!!!! IM GONNA RUN THE DISHWASHER AND THEN LEAVE IT RUNNING WHEN I GO OUT!!!!!! HA TAKE THAT!!!!!

#8 Feb 23 - 9PM

faith999

Too Funny...

I'm going to smoke a couple cigarettes(he hates smokers) Grab my girlfriend(the one he despises) Walk Into his favorite "establishment" wearing my baggy ass jeans(the ones he hates),wearing my hair in a ponytail(he prefers long and flowing)and as I plop myself down in the stool next to him he'll notice the big brief beige underwear(thongs only with him)Sticking out of the back of my jeans and I will get close to his face and I will say FYI(hates when I say FYI) "I've moved on" as my cigarette breathe goes in his face. At least I'll never have to worry about another hoover :)

#9 Feb 23 - 9PM

Redhead

Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this too!!!!!! I'm gonna fart (it was ok when he did), i'm gonna leave the water trickling in the middle bathroom sink for the cat, I'm gonna turn on every light & television in the house, & I'm gonna go spend some $$ on me!! That would be enough to give him a stroke.

#10 Feb 24 - 3PM (Reply to #52)

janemarie

HAHAHAHAHA.....Forgot that

HAHAHAHAHA.....Forgot that one...yes Im putting on all the lights and TVs and then leave the room.....Im even gonna stand with the refrigerator door open and take my time looking for what i want!!!!! HA!!!

#11 Feb 24 - 5PM (Reply to #53)

Movingforwardnow

Janemarie

Hilarious! He use to hate when my kids accidentally left a light on and if they spent to much time with the fridge door open...all hell would break loose....funny! They are all alike, I think they have a manual....

#12 Feb 23 - 9PM (Reply to #51)

Movingforwardnow

Redhead

Love it! I hope you enjoy!

#13 Feb 23 - 8PM

janemarie

Hahaha...I love this

Hahaha...I love this idea!!!! Im gonna leave food in the drain of the kitchen sink.... Im gonna make sure my toilet paper roll comes out from the bottom..... Im gonna make sure that my spoons arent neatly in their spooning position..... SO HA!!!!!! Take that Narcs!!!

#14 Feb 23 - 10PM (Reply to #49)

Lookonthesunnyside

"neatly in their spooning

"neatly in their spooning position" LOL

#15 Feb 23 - 10PM (Reply to #48)

Lookonthesunnyside

"neatly in their spooning

"neatly in their spooning position" LOL

#16 Feb 23 - 9PM (Reply to #47)

Movingforwardnow

janemarie

It's so funny how much they are alike.... Mine hated all that too.

#17 Feb 23 - 7PM

SundaySmile

immature

He always disliked IMMATURE behavior yet it was ok for him So in keeping with your suggestion - in an ideal fashion - I will eat a couple of ex lax candy bars and perch atop his car and let fly once the rumbling begins. While it is parked at his job. its supposed to rain tomorrow. (of course I wont be doing this - but I want to)

#18 Feb 23 - 7PM (Reply to #45)

Lookonthesunnyside

Hahahaha I DIED reading this!

#19 Feb 23 - 7PM (Reply to #38)

Movingforwardnow

I can not stop laughing

Again, hilarious! I am envisioning htis in my head and am quite amused!

#20 Feb 23 - 7PM (Reply to #39)

SundaySmile

Actually

I was imagining it too and busted out laughing! TURN ON THE WIPERRRRRRZ> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTT Talk about a smear campaign.

#21 Feb 23 - 8PM (Reply to #44)

Hunter

Sounds like a Moving

Sounds like a Moving experience.. Hunter

#22 Feb 23 - 7PM (Reply to #40)

Movingforwardnow

hehehehe

SMEAR CAMPAIGN. Stop....you're killing me. I have tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard at all these posts. Tomorrow is going to a great day!

#23 Feb 23 - 7PM (Reply to #41)

SundaySmile

tp

Moving - in honor of this special day may I borrow one square of ass paper? Promise I will give it back. You may be moving forward now - But I will be moving my bowels in honor of him tomorrow. Ok thats just gross. LMAO

#24 Feb 23 - 7PM (Reply to #42)

Movingforwardnow

SundaySmile

My kids now are starting to think I have lost my mind as I can NOT stop laughing! Yes, I will loan you some TP, but I do not need it back....however it'd be much better revenge to ask Mystwoman for some TP her Narc is the one who kept count of the squares......:) All the replies to this post have been absolutely hilarious.

#25 Feb 24 - 7PM (Reply to #43)

SundaySmile

Craptastic

I counted tp squares today.

#26 Feb 23 - 7PM

wsh

LADIES........REALLY...........

It's taken me 10 minutes to post this......I was laughing so hard I peed my pants! THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only downside is NC.....I can't call him up & call him an ASSHOLE (HIS word that "offends" him....near the end I would tell him, "hey....if the hole fits...." I also used to tell him "go ahead.....call me a bitch.....all that means is I'm not takin' YOUR SHIT!!" Thanks so much for this! I think EVERY DAY FROM NOW ON should be "do what ticked them off day"! OR....to put a more "positive spin" on it......Do whatever the F. YOU want day!!! Now THERE'S an idea for moving FORWARD!!!

#27 Feb 24 - 11AM (Reply to #36)

WhiteSwan44

wsh

"go ahead...call me a bith...all that means is I'm not takin' YOUR SHIT!!" Awesome. Made me laugh out loud!

#28 Feb 23 - 7PM

Lookonthesunnyside

I am going to swear and burp

I am going to swear and burp to my heart's content tomorrow!! While also "incorrectly" chopping vegetables and wearing my favourite "old lady sweater". Grand idea :D

#29 Feb 23 - 8PM (Reply to #34)

Movingforwardnow

Lookonthesunnyside

I, too, chopped vegetables incorrectly.....what is it with that???

#30 Feb 23 - 6PM

Movingforwardnow

I am so glad

so many people enjoyed this post. Now that we have put it out there lets follow through and do these things tomorrow. Follow through: I am sure WE all know the definition of that, but they sure don't! Love you guys! Here's to our very first "National do whatever ticked them off day!" CHEERS TO US!!!!

#31 Feb 23 - 8PM (Reply to #26)

SundaySmile

wait

You really think I should crap on his car? Well. If you insist.

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