He has four brothers. When they were all together, he would take a tape measurer out and have me measure each of their biceps to see who had the biggest guns.
He told two different friends on two different occassions while I was sitting next to him and with all seriousness, as if he were a fashion expert:
"You know, your ass looks really good in those jeans."
My ex-P blathered about a book on Wittgenstein he was going to write... an "academic book" (his father, on the other hand, has published textbooks, a book on organic gardening) that NEVER materialized. It was supposed to have been published back when the Class of 2010 were freshmen...LOL...
He's put his hand down my shirt when we were out at dinner. When people would stare, he'd say, "Do you want a feel, too?" Or "They're real. Can you believe it?" When we would be in a friend's pool, he'd take his trunks off and wave them in the air, screaming "Woo Hoo!" Fifty-two years old, with kids around. We were in a friend's yard one night and she ran out of wood for the fire pit, so he pulled off boards from the neighbor's fence to use. Everyone--all his circle members--thought it was so funny. After Obama won the election, he drove around all day, screaming "Obama! Yo' mama!" out the window.
That whole entitlement thing is raging in this guy. The boards in the fire are too much. The boob joke is the best. Reminds me of when I was meeting his dad for the first time he wanted me to wear this bra that made me look huge and a low cut shirt. I was like r u kidding me? He hated to spend money on me so he stole my presents. I eventually saw him do it and wondered why my gifts were always something random, probably whatever was easiest to steal.
Mine always wanted me to look good too or show off my body. I remember we went to Vegas for my 21st birthday. Every night that we went out he would want us matching. If I had on a silver dress he would where a silver tie. It was his way of letting over guys know that we were together. He wanted me all dressed up to show off my boobs but then when we were walking down the strip he would tell at anyone looking at me! There is just no making him happy!
PS the matching thing went further than that. People laughed at us all the time because we had 3 Northface jackets that were all the same and he would wear whichever one I was wearing in the winter. He would also order the exact same thing as me to eat everywhere we went. He said that it was because we were "soulmates" but now I think it about a control issue.
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"dont let yesterday take up too much of today"
Excellent, what a jerk.
I just remembered another one. When we split, he was arrested and has a criminal record, I went to hospital. The next time I spoke with him he said, one day he'd like to invite me and my husband to the french riviera to visit him if he had a second home. !!!!!!!One, If I have a husband would my husband really want to meet him. Secondly, he's so in debt that he can't even afford a tent and thirdly....... DELUSIONAL or what, I mean what can you really say back to that.............. Grow up narc, see reality, you aint never going to live without debt let alone have another house. Priceless, you gotta laugh at their insane shite.
My narcissist husband likes to wear womens underwear on a daily basis along with womens shoes. YUCK! This is the same man that will run someone down that cuts him off in traffic and beat them up because he is "protecting his territory." Huh? What gives.
Been there got the T-shirt, ain't going back. Several times in our 10 year relationship I felt my life was in danger by a) his dangerous driving or b) fighting other drivers on the road. And yeah, he wears women's panties and women's shoes every day.
The letters from jail are my personal favs. He still thinks we're together, NC, hello??? HE WANTS TO KNOW IF: I would prefer that he get the tattoo of my name and a heart on his chest or his arm? He says he is "happy" that he is in jail because NOW he can become a better man and go to rehab (he told his PO he does not have a drug problem. He never cheated on me cuz I am his one and only (NOT). He previously told me I was old,fat(NOT),saggy,ect... you know the drill.
Poem exerpts from jail: Your eyes are like green grass that span's for miles. Your teeth are like a flock of white doves. Your neck is like one of the most beautiful sweet tasting necks in all the world, your breasts are like two fawn's twins of a gazelle which feed among the lilies. Also: I would take my life if anything ever happened to you, just to be with you in heaven. Your man forever!
R u serious,
Goldie
Oh, I have so many stories
They could collaborate
They just have no idea how
Ending the dance
Ridiculous
I can't stop laughing!
Mine always wanted me to
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"dont let yesterday take up too much of today"
Excellent, what a jerk. I
Ending the dance
My narcissist husband likes
Oh my God are you being
Ending the dance
absolutely totally serious
Letters from jail
goldie
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"dont let yesterday take up too much of today"