The GF sent me an email Part 2

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Mar 29 - 7PM (Reply to #10)
sara-smile
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Michele

I've said that too! I'd like to run over him and then reverse 300 times until there is just an oily spot on the road. I'd like to tie him to a tree and set him on fire! I'd like to tie him to a chair and set him on fire. I'd like to beat the hell out of him with an aluminum baseball bat. I'd like to take him out in the woods and tie him to a tree naked, poor honey all over him and leave him for the animals to chew on! I'd like to cut his *ick off and feed it to him!!!!! I could go on and on but the FBI may be watching me now that I got carried away!
Mar 29 - 7PM (Reply to #15)
sara-smile
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I need to add one.........

I'd like to stab him with SOI's pink rhinestone sword! That would be priceless! :)
Mar 29 - 7PM (Reply to #16)
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Sara Smile

I could back that up with my Pink toothbrush!! Idealk
Mar 29 - 7PM (Reply to #12)
Steph
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sara...

you forgot: "I'd like to punch him in his face until his teeth were straight"
Mar 29 - 7PM (Reply to #13)
sara-smile
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Michele/staying strong

I have TEARS rolling down my cheeks! Tears from laughing so damn hard! My son just walked through and looked at me like I'm crazy! I can't quit giggling. I'm printing this entire post and when I get sad I'm gonna read it and laugh my ass off. We'll change the tree to a light pole? Save the tree!!! How could I forget punching him in the face until his teeth were straight! My cheeks are hurting!! Oh my ladies thank you so much! I think it's turning into hysterical giggles now!!
Mar 29 - 7PM (Reply to #14)
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LOL!

Glad that frown is upside down...and yes, light pole a much better option...if the fire doesn't do the trick...the electricity certainly will... I have to be careful...I'm starting to sound like a psychopath!....LOL
Mar 29 - 7PM (Reply to #11)
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Sara

I feel the need to re-direct your thinking...I'm having a problem with the killing of an innoncent tree...LMAO!
Mar 29 - 4PM
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Sara...

Okay, now I'm pissed...WTF are there two full moons out there tonight? All hell has broken loose on this board within the past 24 hours!...SHYTE!!! Okay, lets break this down...first, try your best to mentally detach. Second, feel no guilt about this "BROAD and her child" because that move was vindictive on her part...first, the seeking info from you....yea, trouble in paradise, but she is obviously a manipulator too because "honey bearette" would have played nice and coy and friend like as long as you gave her the info she wanted...but because you shut her down, now she has to rub it in your face how happy they are WHICH if that was true, she never would have contacted you in the first place!!! BECAUSE happy people don't feel the need to seek out exes...it just doesn't happen...it's the furthest from their mind because their reality is they are happy and so there are no doubts and questions...I'm sorry but BITCH!!! Grrrrrr....Ideal K I need a doggie picture ASAP! I'm sure everybody knows where my head is now. Yes I do and now my hackles are up...DRAMA!...ugh...dismiss them both! Maybe he really is happy with her. Narcs feel two emotions FEAR AND RAGE...happy never enters the picture...DISMISS She babysits his kids all the time and she's available at his every beck and call and I never could be. Uh, this is under normal circumstances, unless they're your own kids...PAID EMPLOYMENT...trust me, he knows how to get goods and services for free...it is not the image you have in your mind...and you never could be because you have something called "A LIFE?" and there is nothing wrong with helping out but "honey bearette" is lost in the abyss and illusion of "playing house" and right now I have no sympathy because of what she just pulled on you. When she ends up here, I will try to help her heal though...but we're not there yet...so for now, a one finger salute! Maybe he is going to try to be decent to her? Why are we going here? Why? Maybe he really does love her but still wants the excitement of sex with me? Please paste a link where you have found reference to Narcs or any of the PD's having genuine "love" emotions...I don't mean the feigned disordered ones...I mean the real ones... It's been ELEVEN days since he told me he loved me and ELEVEN days since he asked me for sex! Yes...and he's with her...and of course in eleven days, somehow despite great odds, he "Loves" her because this of course is what normal people do...proposition others for sex while in a relationship and within eleven days fall in love...nothing disordered at all with this thinking...SARA...WAKE UP!...NO...DISMISS! It's been 3 freaking weeks since he asked me to go look at engagement rings! See above...eleven days...three weeks...WHA? He was doing the same thing with her. She showed me today how big of a liar he actually is. Everything he told me about her and their relationship was a lie! DUH! It's not even that I really believed it when he said it BUT why would somebody do that??? WHY!!!!!!!! Cause he's sick and he's a Narc and blah blah blah! Okay I see you coming around...I just needed to reinforce it some... DISMISS...BLOCK....Delete and do not be afraid to advise that any more contact will be considered harassment and you know how to file charges. Hugs!
Mar 29 - 4PM (Reply to #4)
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Michele

Ok that made me laugh hysterically and that is not something I've done all day! LMAO! THANK YOU!!!!! I guess I've been so caught up in own drama I'm not sure what else is going on today! I'll have to catch up! Everything you said makes perfect sense! Everything. I'm going to sit back and just watch the show now. He'll maintain this relationship like a normal person for about 6 months and then all hell will break loose and they'll both coming running to me! Her for advice on what the hell just happened to her and him looking for a piece of ass and a replacement GF! I've got about 6 months to prepare myself for mass chaos! LOL!! nothing disordered at all with this thinking - Haaaaaaa! Nothing at all! We should all think like total psychos! Thanks Michele! I needed that laugh and kick in the pants!
Mar 29 - 4PM
Steph
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I love love love that you

I love love love that you took Ideald9NYC's advice on what to write. LOVE IT! It obviously had an affect on her too....if she felt the need to write you back and tell you how wonderful he is and happy they are together blah blah blah..... Who's she trying to convince here, you or herSELF?! Your ex must be in his glory now too....his exwife, his ex girl and his current girl....talking about him. What a joke he is. Let him have is temporary high. Let this new girl figure things out for herself. You did your part and responded to her ( so winderfully! )now leave it be and let them live out their drama without you. Trust me. You will be having the last laugh on this one. Hope you feel better soon:) Be proud of yourself.
Mar 29 - 4PM (Reply to #2)
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staying strong

Idealk is the ultimate come-back queen! She has a come-back for any kind of stupidity thrown at out there! I wondered today why she was so determined to give me their whole happy story. She feels threatened by me obviously and that is OK. I hope she keeps that little seed of doubt in the back of her warped head! When the shit hits the fan I will be laughing! I'm sure she'll come running back for more advice that she will not get.