The "Edward Scissorhands" recovery syndrome

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#1 Apr 13 - 5AM
dudette
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The "Edward Scissorhands" recovery syndrome

ahhhh isn't he cute? Poor Edward, left all alone in his mansion, all alone, for years...in need of a good woman to love him back to humanity...

Don't we just all want to take him home, mother him? Make him better? turn him into a real little human with all our love and compassion and fuck his brains out eventually? Possibly even marry him, if he even develops emotionally enough to reciprocate all of that compassion, love, lust we have for him...

ah the way he creates havoc and then just runs away with that cute confused look on his face.....because havoc is always someone else's fault....

Such a mixture of feelings here... such a muddle...

Do we? Yes we do, mainly because let's face it, Edward looks mostly like Johnny Depp....sweet....

Now let's look at the Edwards in our life. Not quite Johnny is he? More like the barber of Fleet Street if we have to compare. just as caring and compassionate as a serial murderer with halitosis and a beer gut....bad teeth and a nasty temper.....and not sexless either that one. Shags everything that moves and not by accident either.....

So really, let's recover from the Edward Scissorhands syndrome and see it for what it is.. it's Bullshit. cute bullshit but all the same. It Ain't real ladies!!!