Crap!! He's coming home AGAIN this weekend

Oh crap! He's coming home AGAIN this weekend. I asked him three weeks ago to stop commuting "home" every weekend. I told him if he is going to act like he is single, then he needs to live like he is single!!!!! I can't get rid of him. I guess I need to sit him down again and try to have a human conversation. Good luck to me - he is untalkable. He talks AT me not TO me. It is monologue, not dialogue. I have had my five days of peace and now he's going to show up again. Although he has been on his best behavior lately (he knows his N supply is running short with me). It's just that in the last 8 weeks without him home during the week, I feel such peace and a lack of the normal anxiety with him out of my life.

I guess his advertising himself on smut dating sites isn't working out too well. What an ass. His profile reads "Tall, Handsome, well hung and lots of cash". HA! He would be homeless if it weren't for me working while he was laid off last year. I'm really not worried about him having any type of long term affair. He is a crappy kisser and he sucks in bed!!