Barbies and Boundariesâ„¢

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Jul 30 - 1PM
better off
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+100!

I am giving you a standing ovation right now. Yep, Ken is God, with his own Moral Order that the Barbies must not violate. Instead they must make sacrifices to their capricious god to appease him, and not get stripped and thrown in the closet.
Jul 30 - 1PM (Reply to #2)
ClusterF
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My Ken

Unfortunately dismembers his Barbies and then hides the pieces so no one will ever play with them again.
Jul 30 - 2PM (Reply to #3)
better off
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Then Ken needs a new

Then Ken needs a new accessory: his own Electric Chair.
Jul 30 - 2PM (Reply to #4)
ClusterF
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OMG

Yes, he does. However chilling my story is, you almost made me spit my drink on my keyboard!
Jul 30 - 2PM (Reply to #5)
better off
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Well... if I can make you

Well... if I can make you laugh about that, I've done my good deed for the day. lol Maybe we can create our own line of accessories, etc for Ken. Like Barbie has a townhouse. Ken could have a jail cell. And a cellmate, named Bubba.
Jul 30 - 2PM (Reply to #6)
ClusterF
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Again LOL

Thank you! I've been hiding for several months now, and I certainly have my ups and downs, but I am surprised that I can laugh about that as well. Just can't laugh too hard, or it will go the other way...
Jul 30 - 3PM (Reply to #7)
alma25
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:)

Thank you! It's really great and very real unfortunately!
Jul 31 - 12AM (Reply to #8)
almostlydia
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LMAO!

I'm thinking of all of the naked Barbies in the corner with all their heads missing. Sorry, that was the memory that popped into my head - the one that is firmly back in place:) I never liked Ken - too whitebread for me. Should we add this to Betty's abbreviations? Ken = N's. Great post. Thanks for making my night!

almostlydia

Jul 31 - 12AM (Reply to #12)
loveofmylife
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Ken

You didn't like KeN because he was too perfect and fake looking..... hmmmm....ring a bell?
Jul 31 - 12AM (Reply to #13)
almostlydia
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Excellent Point.

Excellent Point.

almostlydia

Jul 31 - 12AM (Reply to #9)
Susan32
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Toy Story 3

In Toy Story 3, Ken is the vapid, narcissistic villain. How fitting. If Ken is an N, what is a P??
Aug 1 - 8PM (Reply to #11)
loveofmylife
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Karate Jim?

I've been trying and trying to remember the one with the button on his back that karate chops.... that would be a good one for the P
Jul 31 - 1AM (Reply to #10)
Kelly
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Elmo?

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