Good Bye Dog Whisperer.. "M"

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#1 February 16, 2012 - 9:21am
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Good Bye Dog Whisperer.. "M"

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful Friend:
you have screwed up my life..
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is, until I met your Mother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part TIME!



February 14, 2014 - 2:40am
StrongasDandelion's picture

6. Roses are red, violets are

February 14, 2014 - 8:25am (Reply to #12)
TDbfree's picture

SD, I love those 2, I could

February 25, 2012 - 11:40am
janemarie's picture

One word

February 16, 2012 - 4:03pm
sadderbutwiser's picture

i love it

this is great, but my favorite part is your pic of fantasy island. what a great idea!
February 16, 2012 - 3:40pm
Femmegem's picture

Love this soooo much Hunter

You really cheered me up tonight thank you!
February 16, 2012 - 2:55pm
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this is just toooooooo funny. thanks for the shits n giggles. I should send this poem to "tick dick". On 2nd thought, i love NC cause I know he is puzzled....yuk yuk
February 16, 2012 - 2:48pm
spinning's picture

Oh Mighty Huntress...

This is AWESOME!!! A Narcville Anthem of sorts! I love it. Thanks for the laughs! xoxo (not) spinning. JUST LMAO AT THIS AWESOME FAREWELL!!


February 16, 2012 - 10:04am
Sparrow's picture

You crack me up!

You crack me up! :) Especially love #6. Too funny!
February 16, 2012 - 9:30am
Movingforwardnow's picture


Thanks again you have made me actually laugh out loud in my office...and agian thank God my door is shut or people would think I am crazy. This is great! xoxoxox
February 16, 2012 - 9:33am (Reply to #2)
Hunter's picture

Just doing my homework

Just doing my homework assignment.. :)
February 16, 2012 - 9:36am (Reply to #3)
Movingforwardnow's picture

I just read

my original Goodbye letter. I wrote it long before I was even on this forum, I jsut did becuase it made me feel good. But I want to rewrite one and use that for my homework. I feel different now then when I wrote the original. I can do that, right? Maybe send Lisa both??
February 16, 2012 - 9:39am (Reply to #4)
Hunter's picture

You can do whatever you

You can do whatever you want.. I think it's a great way to see a work in progress., There is only one rule in Narcville .. NC Hunter