Oh, wow - "I just f*cked the s**t out of you" - how could I have forgotten that mine said the exact same thing??? I didn't even remember that till I saw this and the bell rang in my head!
And same with the bragging about size. Our first time together, I thought, "That's it?" I mean, he was adequate enough for me, but I'd certainly expected more.
What eloquent charmers they are.
'so that I wouldn't hurt his feelings. Little did I know he didn't have any.' Yes, exactly! And so many times I did the same. What was I thinking?? All so clear now I was trying to have a relationship with an alien life-form.
Just had my 60th birthday, which triggered quite a few things... Staying as strong as I can be though and definitely staying NC. Ladies, if you are new, it's the only way. I'm going to listen to Thomas Sheridan in a fortnight's time - all about the way forward. xxx
"I can't think of anyone who I'd rather more to be my future ex-wife."
I thought it was the sweetest, most warped thing ever, given he already had two exes.
Now I just think it's warped.
He asked me to marry him two more times after that.
*shudder*
"you are smothering me"translation, i have mommy issues;" you always want more than I can give you"translation I have nothing to give you, i am an empty shell.no one is home................
Mine said that,"I'm an empty shell of a man", and, "I always hurt the ones I love", and when I accused him of PTSD after he returned from Iraq (because I truly think he is/was crazier than he normally was), he said, "what do you think I'm going to do, come over here and kill you?" I'm thinking, well, hell I don't know, are you?
"I cheated on my ex, but only because we had a huge row and we broke up for about a week. She went crazy because I was going to a party and another ex before her was going to be there! She just didn't trust me!"
"so who did you cheat with?"
"The other ex"
Really?? That explains why they're mad at.us, they think we lie like they do!
The weirdest has got to be: Why do you ask " you OK?". I can understand if I have a problem or if I'm upset, but I don't.get why you ask me that whilst at work".
- I really enjoyed arguing with that guy and wasting his time.
- People think I'm flirtatious, but I just know how to talk to girls
- I've always had just female friends, I don't know what to say to guys.
- why don't you move in with me? When I have my exams, I'll kick you out for a few weeks
- I have thought about having kids and realised I do really want them. They can do errands for me.
- (after hoovering) did I break up with you?.I thought we just weren't getting on?
- (after seeing me post D&D) I was angry because when you saw me, you gave me a wide berth!
This is not the craziest, but it is my favorite one from last week. When I was calling him out on his flip flops and lies he said "well I just promised. I didn't swear on a stack of bibles or anything"...
He automatically thinks everyone else does too..what a sicko.
Prob the worst things mind fuck wise were will you marry me, will you have my baby. I laughed it off he went mental...
Oh, wow - "I just f*cked the
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Mine said that,"I'm an empty
This is class
"so who did you cheat with?" "The other ex"
Lots of crazy things
This is not the craziest, but
Because he plays mind games..