A game of narc says the darnest things

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March 12, 2011 - 10:03am (Reply to #59)
sara-smile
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Prettypeeved

Haaaa Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That is great!! Thanks for the laugh! I need to start writing down the great comments like this one so if I ever speak to Narc Boy again and he's spewing his stupidity I can have something to slam back in his face!
March 11, 2011 - 8:02am (Reply to #58)
Goldie
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Ha ha ha

OMG, you are so funny. I will never forget this one. Next time that ever crosses my mind I will go right to the bear-trap visual and laugh. Thanks, Goldie
March 11, 2011 - 7:38am (Reply to #56)
Goldie
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Yes

My thoughts exactly. They are unbelievable. Goldie
March 11, 2011 - 4:39am (Reply to #52)
onwithmylife
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Goldie

I think going over all this is good therapy, it makes you realize how nuts they are and you are not alone, yours are some good ones too!
March 11, 2011 - 7:39am (Reply to #54)
Goldie
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Yes, it does help

Writing it down makes us see how absurd they are and to hear that others said the same thing is sad; yet validating to the fact that this is not us it is them. Thanks, Goldie
March 11, 2011 - 5:14am (Reply to #53)
ImStrong
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Onwithmylife..thats what im

Onwithmylife..thats what im saying..if I knew how good of a thread would be..i would of made it long ago..they get weirder and weirder

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 11, 2011 - 3:08am
onwithmylife
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He said to me

years ago, I never loved you I just wanted us to get a house together so i could drive you off the cliff and get the house, when i called him on it much later he said he was only kidding/joking, SOME JOKE. He wished I had larger breasts when I went to visit him in the hospital but later said on his own that my breasts were just right, how kind of him.
March 10, 2011 - 9:46pm
sweetsamm
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so many,so sick

left me a message on my phone when i wouldnt answer....he said..'i hope you die in a fiery car crash,i hope you melt to the steering wheel'...'i've fucked so many of your friends,we laugh about you while i'm fucking them' (turns out he was 'fucking' my best friend..and numerous other whores in my town..'i never loved you,'...'you're a fucking fat cow','you're an old hag'...i could go on and on,and the part that feels so good..is the fact that i can laugh at these ridiculous words..what a sad sad pathetic short little man...what doesn't kill us,only makes us stronger....so true:)
March 10, 2011 - 10:00pm (Reply to #49)
ImStrong
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"what doesn't kill us,only

"what doesn't kill us,only makes us stronger....so true:)" Praise the Lord...wow hes a jerk of jerks his d?ck should rot repeatively

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 10, 2011 - 7:06pm
sara-smile
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Stupid Narcs

There are just so many to choose from! N - I could have any woman I want! I've had plenty of offers but I chose you! (Yay for me!) N - I will always love you until the day I die and you are my everything but the new GF can give me what you can't. I do miss having sex with you every minute of every day. Can we please get together soon? (Sure you idiot! When hell freezes over and pigs fly) N - I don't know why that girl showed up at my house and said I invited her here! She is obviously insane! Look at her! She's ugly! (yeah buddy but she had a pulse and you thought I was out of town!) My favorite: N - You belong outside with the trash! (while he was dragging me out the door) It doesn't even hurt to type this stupidity anymore. It actually makes me laugh.
March 15, 2011 - 12:02am (Reply to #47)
It'sAllAboutMeNow (not verified)
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Sara-Smile..you made me laugh

What a joke that guy was. I'm so happy you can refelct on his stupidity and laugh about it. That is a good sign of growth and healing.
March 10, 2011 - 7:23pm (Reply to #46)
ImStrong
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Sara im glad your

Sara im glad your laughing..me too..these narc can catch a few bricks to the face for all I care.. N- My best friend (whos a girl) I can takeout anywhere..unlike you I have supressed so much of what he said in the back of my head..its hard to remeber the bs that came out this narc mouth to me

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 10, 2011 - 6:42pm
B
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N to me as I'm walking on the

N to me as I'm walking on the ice "I hope you fall and break your neck" Me- my parents were in a car accident N- hahahaha Loser!
March 10, 2011 - 6:09pm
emmalily
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4 Married Women!

Random comment during a fight...no relevance to anything. "Yeah well I've slept with 4 married women!" Just broke NC after weeks. Ugh.
March 11, 2011 - 4:27am (Reply to #41)
Goldie
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The have no relevance, they are nuts!!!

N: You and I have the same noses. Me: I thought you said you had a big ugly nose like big bird? N: No, I don't mean the size, I mean the texture. Me: Yeah, right. N: Are you wearing makeup? Me: No N: I was just wondering because I can't see those blotches you have all over your face. Me: Lol, oh O.K. Goldie
March 11, 2011 - 5:20am (Reply to #42)
ImStrong
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Oh no really..yours is too

Oh no really..yours is too funy..hes out of his little narc mind

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 11, 2011 - 5:29am (Reply to #43)
Used
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narc natter

when i was leaving to go home, he said, once you go i dont give you another thought, you dont exsist, i said why do you keep texting then, how can you text someone who doesnt exsist....friggen pratt!!!!!
March 10, 2011 - 10:15pm (Reply to #40)
ImStrong
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Emma too funy I like when

Emma too funy I like when they just pop out and say things totally out of the blue and not pertaining to anything..its like a quick pick them upper..when they brag like that for there scrony little egos..weirdos N- (out of the blue after being so nice) "im just saying all of this just to get into your pants" Me- What?? N- "Oh nothing"

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 10, 2011 - 5:52pm
bb
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"I could f*** ANY girl in

"I could f*** ANY girl in this room if I wanted to." (his reaction to a guy oogling me.) "I could have had sex tonight." (with someone else before I came over.) "The hardest part of being around you is that you are so loyal, loving, and committed." (upon leaving me.) "Yeah, I'm a big flirt, I love flirting, and I'm amazing at it." (confrontation.) "I feel like I am in outer space. I am dead inside. I want to die." "I keep other girls around because I am so insecure. I need to feel others attention. In case we don't work out, I need to keep them on the back burner." (confrontation.) Oh!! and the famous.. "I don't remember saying/doing that." and many, many more.
March 10, 2011 - 9:37pm (Reply to #38)
ImStrong
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"I feel like I am in outer

"I feel like I am in outer space. I am dead inside. I want to die." "I keep other girls around because I am so insecure. I need to feel others attention. In case we don't work out, I need to keep them on the back burner." (confrontation.) BB your n is telling you everything about him thats narscissistic..im shocked..its like reading the definition of a narc..clear as day this jerk explains who he is and what he does..there is no doubt he is a narc

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 10, 2011 - 5:22pm
hedidntbreakme
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N:can you f##k my dad, my

N:can you f##k my dad, my brothers and my friends? all my other girlfriends did it. N:without me you are nothing N: I don't accept a grain of disrespect from you. N: I only dated you because you had a big @@@ i could go on but wdf for.
March 11, 2011 - 4:31am (Reply to #36)
Goldie
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Actually, I am EVERYTHING without your sorry ass

What an ego. This guy has no right to be in the same room as you. What a creep. You are so much better than this fool. Goldie
March 10, 2011 - 10:04pm (Reply to #35)
ImStrong
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This jerk is just plain

This jerk is just plain sick...nasty ass..he has zero boundries hedidntbreakme and he assumes you have zero as well

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 10, 2011 - 4:44pm
apple
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My Narc Said...

"I didn't do any of those things. I don't know what you are talking about" "If I was soooo bad then why did you stay?" Did you guys ever get any of this crazy making stuff?
March 10, 2011 - 10:52pm (Reply to #33)
fooled no longer
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"If I was soooo bad then why

"If I was soooo bad then why did you stay?" oh yeah got that. and Also: "Why did it take you 8 years to work out that I'm a low class selfish pig, it would have taken most people only a week" Unf...ingbelievable
March 10, 2011 - 5:07pm (Reply to #32)
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"If I was soooo bad then why

"If I was soooo bad then why did you stay?" ya. got that one. it's like ah...cuz i was brainwashed by u, u a$$ lol. uhm....after HE broke up with me he said, "don't worry about ME. *I* will be fine". lol me me me me me me he guided us the wrong way down a mountain on a hike ( a way I didn't want to go)..... he said " I can't believe i put MYSELF in that danger". well, lol. what about ME u jerk? I dunno. lots. it was ALWAYS ABOUT HIM.
March 10, 2011 - 4:32pm
IncognitoBurrito
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Ok, I'll do an empowering one, too.

(After he told me he couldn't deal with my frequent blocking/unblocking of him on FB. His fault, as he kept throwing other girls in my face via FB.) Me: "You don't get to observe my life, without being in it. I'm not a zoo animal, living behind glass. Well, not anymore." (At 8 days NC, he sends me an e-mail to a broken link.) Me: 18 days NC- today! :o)
March 10, 2011 - 4:34pm (Reply to #29)
michele115 (not verified)
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Congrats on Day 18 Incognito!

Pat yourself on the back!...proud of you!
March 10, 2011 - 4:39pm (Reply to #30)
IncognitoBurrito
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Michele

Oh no! Not just yet. I need more practice, in continuing not to respond. I'll save the back patting for NC: Day 365. :o)
March 10, 2011 - 4:15pm
fierflie
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i don't like your 15 year old

i don't like your 15 year old neices friend either, let's lock her up in the attic and torture and rape her. me the next day : my neices friend says you were leering at her him : wow, you really have my back, fuck you.
March 11, 2011 - 4:35am (Reply to #27)
Goldie
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Wow, have my back?

They are dellusional, like you are supposed to endorse his sick shit. Paaaleeeze!!! So glad he is out of your life. Yeah freak show, it's called statutory rape. Goldie
March 10, 2011 - 4:27pm
IncognitoBurrito
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Oh, and more, still...

"Yes, I flirt. It makes me feel good about myself. I'm not getting any younger, you know!" (This, after denial, upon denial, upon crazy-making/PTSD-inducing denial, that he EVER *intentionally* flirted with anyone! Nope, he just had a "flirty personality!" Nope, I was just mis-interpreting what he meant. Nope, I was just over-reacting! Nope, there was NOTHING going on with any other girl(s)!) Finally, an admittance. 4 years later. What a waste of time. "Yes, I have a lot of girl friends, but it's just that- friends. (Edit: Removed rant.)
March 12, 2011 - 10:36pm (Reply to #24)
ifinallygotit
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more on this

me: Do you love me? N: Yes, I guess so. me: what does that mean? N; it means I guess I do me: Why don't you know if you do after so many years? N: no reply me: Do you have other girlfriends? N: I have alot of friends me: Do you see other women besides me as lovers? N: I used to see other women but I stopped me: when did you stop? (we had been going together about 4 years then) N: Um, I don't know, but its been a few years now that I stopped seeing other women Me: Why did you stop, is it because you fell in love with me? N: I don't know why, I just stopped doing it.
March 13, 2011 - 1:58am (Reply to #25)
ImStrong
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Wow crazy and

Wow crazy and unbeleivable..he really has no clue

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 10, 2011 - 4:12pm
michele115 (not verified)
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I'm strong

I am sorry I but I must agree with IdealK...as part of the recovery, we have to discipline ourselves to think more about ourselves... Ruminating on the Narc insanity and the rubbish that escapes their mouths does not do much but re-create triggers, trauma and anger. Don't mean to be the party pooper and certainly, it's a free forum and anything is game... But maybe it might be more productive to focus this on us? Afterall, we're trying NOT to make it all about him. So as a segueway... I'll join in for a brief round... The narc said: I'm in love with you but I love her The Victim said: Click BUT the victim should not have even engaged in conversation...it was foolish I only thank GOD I was strong enough not to fall for it... Hugs!
March 10, 2011 - 6:54pm (Reply to #20)
ImStrong
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Hey michelle and ideal..this

Hey michelle and ideal..this just makes me stronger..i guess im a little different..but hearing how these guys are such idiots and the dumbiest things that come out there mouth..makes me not feel like its still all abut him..it makes me want to eat popcorn and laugh..enjoy the show..i was feeling earlier that I wanted him back..now because of this thread..i wouldnt touch a narc with a 10 foot pole. Narc- "If you had a friend and I liked her..i would dump you and start dating her..oh and I did that before.." This was in the first 3 days of meeting him..super jerk and lame

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 11, 2011 - 5:21am (Reply to #21)
Used
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ime strong

Narc- "If you had a friend and I liked her..i would dump you and start dating her..oh and I did that before.." I BEAT HIM TO THE PUNCH, AND I SO ENJOYED IT, AFTER HE HAD USED THE ABOVE STATEMENT TO ME!!!!
March 11, 2011 - 5:50am (Reply to #22)
ImStrong
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N po w thats what im talking

Now thats what im talking about Used..lol loven it

"In the fiery pit lays a man with two faces.One is the face of a God and the other a face of the Devil.Beware He lurks your souls.Keep one hand on your heart and the other hand over your eyes. Let him walk pass you not into you.Ghost of love will possess

March 10, 2011 - 3:51pm
Hunter
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Strong

I don't like your game, How about what the Victim says! Me: Go F&^K yourself, your mother and your dog! N:: Silent Treatment Love IdealK
March 11, 2011 - 10:25am (Reply to #18)
helldweller
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things we said to them

I must admit that at one point I said, "Go home. Your five year old is waiting to s*ck your d*ck." I think that was the day he told me my daughters were worthless. (They were six and nine at the time). I think that was also the day I smashed his windshield with a hammer. Sigh.
March 11, 2011 - 4:39am (Reply to #17)
Goldie
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That sounds like a great topic Ideal

The best get out of my life lines we have used: Ooppps sorry, most of them I can't share on here. They were really bad. Oh well, when I am backed against the wall, I stick up for myself, what can I say? And a couple of things I did, not suitable for public consumption. LOl!! I'll tell you about them if you come to the Cape this summer. You know you can stay here if you want. Luv ya, Goldie
March 10, 2011 - 6:56pm (Reply to #15)
sara-smile
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Idealk

Go F yourself, your mother and your dog!! Heeeeeeee! I wish I could borrow your attitude for a day and beat the hell out of my Narc with it!!
March 11, 2011 - 5:37am (Reply to #16)
Hunter
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Sara

They like two women right? Lets tag team, their Idea of a three some and ours would shock ( or should I say sock ) them! I have quite a vile mouth when pushed! :) Idealk
March 10, 2011 - 3:48pm
IncognitoBurrito
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I've got one...

It's a real doozy. (out of the blue, via text): "I might have a girlfriend!" How's that for a 1-2 punch? Nice, I guess I was supposed to be thrilled for him? Explain that to the past 4 years of him living up my butt and around the corner! Thanks for the memo, I guess, Jerkwad.
March 11, 2011 - 5:25am (Reply to #11)
Used
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idiots

(out of the blue, via text): "I might have a girlfriend!" my narc said this to me, i said when will you know?, is she going to send you a post card. i cannot believe i was with this idiot for 5years, omg
March 11, 2011 - 5:28am (Reply to #12)
sara-smile
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Used

I think that is the greatest come-back in history! You have made my morning! Good job!!! They are all idiots. Thanks for the laugh!! Sara
March 11, 2011 - 5:32am (Reply to #13)
Used
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sara

you are welcome, i have hundreds of stories like this, i was once called queen of the one liner, but not by narc of course. lol
March 10, 2011 - 5:23pm (Reply to #10)
Amazed
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That is awful incognito burrito!!!!

Shows how truly oblivious they are to humanity...my ex N said as many an oblivious statements...God love you for surviving him...
March 10, 2011 - 4:06pm (Reply to #9)
Susan32
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Variation

"It shouldn't matter to you that I already have a girlfriend." (3 months after I've declared my love- guess who pulled the dump&disappear trick? NOT the Narc this time)
March 10, 2011 - 3:53pm (Reply to #6)
ally2375
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IB

He "might" have one? When does he get the results back? Seriously, what a tool. Who (over the age of five) says that?