The Chessiest things they ever said to you

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August 31, 2010 - 2:50am (Reply to #40)
miinx
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oh god

mine said something like this in regards to a pack of gum - because i had pink orbitz gum, and he had blue. -eyeroll-
August 31, 2010 - 6:55am (Reply to #41)
Used
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minx

mine said that cos we held the phone to our right ear, he said we do everything alike,i thought not everything ,you stupid loser.i keep family and freinds, you lose them all.
August 31, 2010 - 12:29am (Reply to #39)
helldweller
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toothbrush soulmates

Oh, God. Mine always told me he had a toothbrush for me in his new house, which we were supposed to live in together. I never even saw it; I was in the house twice but never to the bathroom. He felt the fact that there was a toothbrush in the house for me was some sort of proof that I was there. The true sickness: I took heart in it. I thought: well, that's progress! Ugh
August 30, 2010 - 2:45pm
hopefuljms
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The last time I saw mine in

The last time I saw mine in December, he said how unhappy he was and that he was going into therapy. When I asked if he was seeing anyone he said.. "you do things to fill a void" How's that for a line! Well he just married the thing you do to fill the void!
August 30, 2010 - 5:33pm (Reply to #37)
kiwi10
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so, so gross...... This one

so, so gross...... This one sound so much like my x
August 30, 2010 - 2:40pm
ShaynasMommy
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cheese revisited

Oh and this one: When we were pondering what kind of animals we both resembled: HIM: you are most like a golden retriever, and I am an otter. I remember thinking, "oh, you mean like I'm a sucker for bad punishment and keep coming back for more....and you are a totally unfocused, live only for having a recklessly good time, kind of twit?" Yeah, that sounded about right. Now I should have corrected him, Vampire Bat, not Otter.
August 30, 2010 - 1:33pm
ShaynasMommy
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cheesy bs

"wer'e never gonna break up. It's just not an option." Excuse me while I piss myself with laughter. (about a fabulous new dining room tablt)"My future wife is gonna give birth to my children on this table." Little did I know it was NOT going to be me. Thank GAWD!
August 30, 2010 - 2:11pm (Reply to #31)
Used
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narc natter

as we were freinds, not pyshical, and talked non stop 24/7, well he talked i listend,he said this is more intimate than sex.or i would have married you if we met sooner[i wouldnt have married this loser] people are jealous of our friendship, thats why they keep telling you things about me. . you are everything to me my mother , my sister , my woman, my best freind. on me finding out he was in a relationship. i didnt have to tell you, you are only a mate!!! when he wanted to become sexual, i said i thought i was your mother, he said, never have i looked at you as a mother.and i said and never have i looked at you as a lover. TOUCHE!
August 31, 2010 - 2:32am (Reply to #33)
moonshine
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you seem to have fun

it really seems that you had fun attacking the N. I am so glad to read these. When ever this was done to me, I was in shock of the contradiction. You are way cool!
August 31, 2010 - 7:04am (Reply to #34)
Used
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moonshine

i did, b/c i am like that, but in the beginning, i bit my tongue, as i came to know him, i didnt bother watching my self, a sure sign for me i was on the way out of it ,i said to him, have you no pride, the things i used to say to him. i relized i could say what i liked as long as i stayed with him. how can you respect anyone like that.i got so vebal with him so not only did i begin to dislike him, my respect[not that i had much for him in the first place] for him was zero. ergo, my respect for myself began to go as well.
August 30, 2010 - 5:44pm (Reply to #32)
gettinbetter
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yep

they always contradict themselves. "Narc Natter" I like that one!
August 30, 2010 - 1:23pm
jujubee
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Here's another one.....

"You challenge my mind, babe. Not many women can do that." and, on the day he disappeared..... "you are a nice girl. I would rather end things now and have you hate me for five days than to wait a year and have you hate me forever."
August 30, 2010 - 3:58pm (Reply to #29)
gettinbetter
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Ha!

mine said "It was a good thing we didnt marry. You would have ended up hating me" My reply: Wtf I hate you now and were not married!
August 30, 2010 - 2:15pm (Reply to #28)
Used
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anyone

this a technical question, how do i get my words to appear in lines like yours and not like this all in one paragraph.thanks
August 30, 2010 - 1:20pm
WellRed
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After hitting on numerous

After hitting on numerous friends of mine - to no avail - "I CAN'T GET LAID BECAUSE OF YOU!!"
August 31, 2010 - 12:41am (Reply to #25)
sweetsamm
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wish i had your friends...

You're lucky your friends said no....all of my 'friends' said yes..! Mr.drunk,short,dirty,landscaper was all of a sudden in high demand....
August 31, 2010 - 8:48am (Reply to #26)
WellRed
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Stay sweet

Stay sweet sweetsamm.....they were not friends of yours. I don't know your story, but stay strong.
August 30, 2010 - 7:30am
gettinbetter
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and another...

"I know this is wrong but I feel like (referring to my family) thats my family not his" Interesting how they think you are "theirs" they just let others barrow you for awhile. One time he told my friend "she's mine and ill be back for her when I want her." and I guess he meant cause hes back 15 years later
August 31, 2010 - 12:13pm (Reply to #22)
sweetsamm
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To sick of it

Me and N are done,stay the fu## away from my family! He is so cunning,still tries to call my mom and dad and tell them i'm crazy....they'll actually question me about things every once in a while! I finally lost it the other day,i told my mom to not talk to him! I said,what don't you get about him being a psychopath, him screwing craigslist hookers while we were together,verbally and physically abusing me,sleeping with my girlfriends,slandering my name all over town,makes anything he says worth listening to???? After talking to my parents he'll say things like 'even your parents think youre crazy'...then i'll question my parents and they're like,'we would never say anything like that,he just called to talk to his daughter while i was babysitting',he still has me questioning things..i hate it....i told my parents to remember that I'M their daughter and they need to have loyalties to only me and NC him too!!! Sorry for getting off the topic,but your comment about your family being yours hit a nerve with me.....
September 3, 2010 - 10:06pm (Reply to #23)
gettinbetter
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Sweet Sam

During Round 1 with him (in my twenties) my parents thought he was such a "nice boy " said and did all the right things until they watched there very outgoing daughter turn into someone they didnt even know anymore. Dark and Depressed but they truly got the picture when one night I went to the movies with my mom and who is a couple of rows back sitting with a girl? Yep you got it. Thats when my parents began to open their eyes to what he was doing to me. At first they used to think I was just paranoid. however the family he was referring to was me, and my child. He said he didnt have anything against my husband but when he saw our pictures couldnt help but think "thats my family not his" Well Gee I would hope that you wouldnt have anything against my husband since you left me and have been gone for 15 years. Let clueless and I be a lesson to everyone that these people really do come back they are never gone forever. You think you are strong and can speak to them on a "friendly" level and that you are strong enough to keep them at arms length but your NOT. I cant believe I let penetrate my heart and mind again. I feel like such and IDIOT!
August 29, 2010 - 10:24pm
gettinbetter
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Now this doesnt really fit cheesy BUT

can you believe this: Years ago he told me he f ing hated me. I brought that up to him saying that I believed he meant that all those years ago with the way he was currently treating me. His reponse: "Thats the most hateful thing I have ever heard. Stop it now. Its not fair the way you treat me." EXCUSE ME!!! THATS WHAT YOU SAID TO ME!!! AND SOMEHOW YOU ARE OFFENDED BY IT????? I feel my blood pressure elevating. I going to return to calmness now.
August 29, 2010 - 10:07pm
M
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as we were divorcing

"It's going to kill me to see the guy living my life with you in this house." Um, you filed.
August 30, 2010 - 9:50am (Reply to #19)
betty2020
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Lol...that selective memory

Lol...that selective memory thing again!!! only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

August 29, 2010 - 10:09pm (Reply to #18)
gettinbetter
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another nice one

"It"s gonna kill'em" (refering to my relationship)
August 29, 2010 - 10:03pm
helldweller
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cheesy bs

"I've been waiting for a good mother for my children."
August 29, 2010 - 10:07pm (Reply to #16)
gettinbetter
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and here's another....

"My Ex is white trash Im still in love with you because of the way you were raised" I mean really because of the way I was raised please!" what a freakin cheese ball!
August 29, 2010 - 9:13pm
betty2020
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"I like my women like i like

"I like my women like i like my coffee, with nothing in it"...huh?? Thats a new take on an old saying. So were "Its with nothing"? OMG. Get it right Chester the molester I just smiled as usual..ugh only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

August 30, 2010 - 1:29pm (Reply to #14)
ShaynasMommy
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"with nothin in it..."

Sounds like projection to me! LOL
August 29, 2010 - 9:56pm (Reply to #2)
gettinbetter
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How about...

Baby you've always been an exception. (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little) I have so many but Im kinda afraid to post becuase they are so specific. Oh WTF who cares what he thinks anyway
August 30, 2010 - 6:25am (Reply to #13)
Used
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sick of it

dont worry about too specific, they all come out with the same old lines, 2 i have just read on here were said to me, lol.
August 30, 2010 - 1:51am (Reply to #3)
suzanneJ
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What was I thinking?

After my N and I met I asked him what was he thinking the first time he saw me. He said he felt like he was the snake and I was the mouse and I was moving really fast like I knew I was cornered. When I got his first phone call he seemed a bit like a stalker and then he charmed me with his poetic lines.
August 30, 2010 - 9:49am (Reply to #4)
blueeyes
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Cheesy BS!

My NH: "I'm not being conceited but I am the best at anything I do." "You never care about my feelings..it's all about you" Yeah right!!!!!!!
August 30, 2010 - 12:32pm (Reply to #5)
gettinbetter
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yes i had the you never care about

my feelings it all about you too! lol
August 31, 2010 - 8:22am (Reply to #6)
blueeyes
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sick of it...

SHOCKING similiarities.
August 31, 2010 - 9:30pm (Reply to #7)
tigger73
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Oh I have one for you!!!!!

Oh I have one for you!!!!! Please do not be offended.....but this is something I will never forget and this sentence made me realize how freaky he really is. O.k. Ready? Here goes....... Narc says....... "can we have sex for one last time before you leave" aka take the kids and move out after 10 yrs, 3 kids.. I say....."Narc, please don't ask me anymore to have sex with you, it is too confusing and I can't do it". So, I proceed to start my day, last day in the house, moving people were going to be there soon.....I walk back into the bedroom and there he is, in bed obviously aroused, and looks at me and goes, "I'm sorry honey, but I still have to take care of this"......MEANING his "aroused state"........ I just about vomitted. I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER forget that EVER!!!!!!
September 4, 2010 - 2:13am (Reply to #12)
fooled no longer
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aroused

Youre a better woman than me. I think I would have become Lorenna Bobbit on the spot. Thats no maybe!
August 31, 2010 - 9:48pm (Reply to #11)
aceonelady
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vomiting...tigger73

I have no words for this SOB....I am sorry you went trough this...i think i would had done something about HIS STATE....

Aceonelady

August 31, 2010 - 9:42pm (Reply to #8)
tigger73
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And keep this in

And keep this in mind.......this is the very day I am moving the 3 children and myself out of the family home that WE JUST BUILT.... OUR DREAM HOME!!!! He wasn't upset that I was taking his 2, 8 and 13 yr old away.......nope, just concerned about his hard on. I feel like cussing right now.
September 1, 2010 - 1:30am (Reply to #9)
sweetsamm
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What a creep!! Why are they

What a creep!! Why are they all such perv sexual devients? Always wanting sex,even during times of crisis...........i hate them.
September 3, 2010 - 10:32pm (Reply to #10)
tigger73
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Oh here's another dandy that

Oh here's another dandy that just hit me.......At the end when I accused him of also being a pervert, he explained to me that since we had separated and weren't living together, he was no longer waking up aroused and that "all went away", meaning his desire to screw everyday, every minute..... "Honey, it had everything to do with you and my love for you". That is the pathetic quote, and I'm not kidding. blah blah blah ...... So, this is precisely why the day I told him to get the hell out of my way with his stupid erection, and to leave me the hell alone, he already had his next source lined up. No kidding. They were screwing in my new home, the night the kids and I moved out. Yep. What a freak.