'Little' N stuff you might identify with
'Little' N stuff you might identify with
‘Losing’ keys etc – then blaming everyone for hiding them.
Walking in town looking out for acquaintances – then spending 15 minutes talking inane rubbish just to prove what an interested and great guy he is.
Writing in capitals and bad spelling.
Not being interested in any books/films/poetry etc that deal with human emotion.
Doing favours and making grand gestures to neighbours/complete strangers just to show how fantastic he is (but the shelves YOU wanted putting up remain on the floor!)
Punishing you by moods/sulks the day after you (thought) you made passionate love with him.
N insisting on sitting in a restaurant/pub etc sitting outward – i.e. so that he can watch everyone there (except you).
Making eye contact with any woman he can and giving her the ‘GAZE’ because then they will fall instantly in love with him.
Going to one of YOUR family functions knowing he will find a reason to go home early – or sulk in the corner – or refuse to go at all – or be strangely working that day. All because HE will not be CENTRE of attention.
Going to one of HIS family functions knowing you might as well not be there because he is too busy being CENTRE of attention, ignoring you.
Recruiting little kids whilst pretending to be the Pied Piper – then dropping them when they lose interest or quit worshipping and adoring him.
Saying he never dreams.
Saying, ‘If you ever left me, there’s no where you could go or nothing you could do that I wouldn’t know about.’
Saying, ‘People confide in me.’
Setting the minor household rules.
Always doing the driving – if you do for any reason he’ll pick fault causing you to be nervous and then make mistakes you would never normally do.
When you tell him he doesn’t show you any affection he retorts, ‘It takes two!’
Then when you just want a cuddle he grabs you boobs/bum. If you complain he says, ‘You moan when I don’t show affection, you moan when I do.’ WTF!!!
When you tell him something you don’t like he does it all the more i.e. pinching nipples hard.
Telling you you’re the only woman who can ‘do it’ for him….hahahaha.
Flirting outrageously on the phone – then accusing YOU of it when you complain.
Flirting with your sisters/ best friends / their sisters and best friends/ anything in a skirt or anything in anything!
Washing his ‘John Thomas’ before bed but not cleaning his teeth – because he wants sex not love-making!
When called on that saying, ‘That gets washed whether we do anything or not’. WTF!!!
Cursing every other driver on the road – yet happy to cut them up/ pull out on them/ brake hard etc – because its his divine right.
I’m sure I could add lots more – but that’ll do for now.
Please feel free to add!
Mello
My favourite...and this is
Sounds familiar
And more...
ditto, ditto, and ditto
almostlydia
There was too much for me to
Favors for Anyone else
What a nasty creep...
Favors for others..
Typical behaviour
Hahahaha
Key phrases like
How about withholding sex
This post
smileyfacepr
I know what you mean,
Let's unit against these nipple-pinchers! LOL!
LMAO
smileyfacepr
MelloMix
Big time
N stuff
Hi Helldweller
sign me up!
Hi Girl Friday
double post
lol losing keys and blaming
blaming
Mine locked his keys in his car
so much fun similarly lost