10 things I'd be doing right now if N- hadn't hoovered and wasn't about to hoover again

1. Being super-productive at work
2. Baking goodies for my family
3. Calling friends, organising my social life and helping others
4. Engaging in a spiritual activity
5. Planning meetings with people without feeling unduly aggressive towards them
6. Submitting my creative work for publication
7. Decluttering my home to very loud and cheerful music
8. (but should be 1st!) Planning a date with my life partner
9. Throwing out mobile phones and other electronic appendages
10. Breathing, smiling, walking in the woods and feeling awed by the beauty in this life

So, why don't I ignore the hoovering narc and start NOW?!