Hahaha - Things that Make me laugh out loud.. (Now)

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#1 Sep 19 - 9AM
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Hahaha - Things that Make me laugh out loud.. (Now)

Soemone make a comment in their post that their ex was a shark and used to wear sunglasses that were too tight for his face.

My ex used to wear clothes that were 10 x too small for him or they were 10 x too big. Either was he was very big and looked hideous in almost everything he wore. He would always constantly pull on his shirts like you could tell he was uncomfortable in them. Hahahaha... Still does it to this day Im sure.

His face was as big as a plate. He had a HUGE face.. Im not kidding, It was very big, as big as his neck! Hahahaha

I used to tell him he should go to the dentist and he lied to me telling me that one day he did go, but I never noticed a difference. He used to smoke alot of weed and drink coffee all day so u can just imagine his bottom teeth. Yeah pretty gross.

He would blow snots out of his nose if he didnt have a tissue.

He used to snore so loundy and then stop breathing, every night, there were nights were I would actually hope he would just stop all together. Breathing that is.. :(

When we would be having sex, he would have to stand on his tippy toes to orgasm whil receiving oral. I never did understand that.

When going to the bathroom he would have to let the water run and would be in ther forever!!

OMG... I could go on and on... I need to print this out so I can laugh about it later... hahahahahaha.... I wonder what the OW thinks about all these things??? LMFAO

Sep 21 - 12PM
talktothehand
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Tears of an assclown

Sep 21 - 2PM (Reply to #24)
IncognitoBurrito
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That

Sep 22 - 12AM (Reply to #25)
talktothehand
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TOAA The Movie

Sep 21 - 5AM
HiTea
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Sharky - Married 13 years.

Sep 21 - 12AM
Celebrity NS
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Sharkie loved to trumpet

Sep 21 - 4AM (Reply to #21)
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:(

Sep 20 - 5AM
mystwoman
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Xnh was completely bald on

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Sep 19 - 5PM
Tiredgirl
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So funny

Sep 20 - 5AM (Reply to #18)
mystwoman
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Xnh used to this, too. It

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Sep 19 - 5PM (Reply to #17)
beautifulmess
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Hmm.. Conversate? Mine used

Sep 19 - 3PM
NoMoreFreakBoy
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I need to LOL too about exN

Sep 20 - 4AM (Reply to #13)
Sealcard1113 (not verified)
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MinnieMe

Sep 21 - 3AM (Reply to #15)
NoMoreFreakBoy
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Ohhh sooo sneaky

Sep 20 - 4AM (Reply to #14)
beautifulmess
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Hmm. My N didn't have

Sep 19 - 12PM
talktothehand
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Weird

Sep 20 - 8PM (Reply to #9)
Erali
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Wow! Mine did that too. He

Sep 21 - 12AM (Reply to #10)
talktothehand
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Wavelength

Sep 21 - 5AM (Reply to #11)
Erali
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Hahahahaha! Thanks for the

Sep 19 - 5PM (Reply to #8)
hotncold
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I agree

Sep 19 - 12PM
owenjohnston
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mine had nothing physical to

Sep 19 - 12PM (Reply to #6)
talktothehand
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CK

Sep 19 - 10AM
hotncold
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Lol

Sep 20 - 8PM (Reply to #4)
Belle de jour
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hahahhahahahaha mine was

Sep 19 - 10AM (Reply to #2)
Sealcard1113 (not verified)
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HOTNCOLD...

Sep 19 - 11AM (Reply to #3)
hotncold
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Most likely.