TO "M" AKA The Dog Whisperer

Good Bye Dog Whisperer.. "M"

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful Friend:
you have screwed up my life..
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is, until I met your Mother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part time....

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

"ANONYMOUS"

Aug 2 - 10AM
Emjbear
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YOU MADE ME LAUGH!! NOT AN

Jun 14 - 5PM (Reply to #9)
Learningthehardway
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yes, ditto.

Feb 22 - 8PM
sexy72
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I'm stealing this one!!!!

This is priceless and I'm stealing it...lol!!! You made my day too! Thanks!
Feb 18 - 8AM
Run4it
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Now that's poetry worthy of

Now that's poetry worthy of the Dead Poets Society!! Love ya Hunter.....you have made my morning
Feb 17 - 11AM
Lisa87
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Love it!!

Love it!!
Feb 17 - 7AM
I_am_free
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omg Hunter this made my

omg Hunter this made my day...I could not stop laughing
Feb 16 - 9PM
Redhead
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Couldn't have said it better

Couldn't have said it better myself
Feb 16 - 5PM
needing2know
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Hunter

LMFAO!!!! This is AWESOME!!!
Feb 16 - 8PM (Reply to #1)
nomoredenial
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Very good

Very good
Mar 5 - 8PM (Reply to #2)
Dorothy1
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Ha. Almost wish i could send