13smile's story

I dated my N for 4 years and he pretty much cheated on me the whole time. With all sorts of women. But the most egregious cheating usually involved him picking a huge fight with me and then dissapearing for a week or two at a time... he usually did this about 2 times a year. He would always claim to have been at home and just not answering his phone or door. And sweet little compliant me I wouldn't call his job to look for him because I didn't want to seem intrusive. Anyway turns out he was going to Tunisia to vacation with this Indonesian woman who he met and dated a few years back while she was in the US on a student Visa.

Well I guess she got tired of being the twice a year girlfriend so she obtained a Visa and came back to the states for a "short" visit. He thought she was only going to stay for 2 weeks and just like always he picked a fight with me thinking he could keep me at bay for two weeks. I travel alot for my job and was scheduled to be out of town for a portion of that time.

The day before I was to leave for my business trip I decided to drop by his house. Call it intuition or what I am not sure but anyway I saw the girl driving his car into his garage. We had only been broken up for a week or two at this point but were still talking and he almost made it but..there she was this little mouse sized woman peering over the steering wheel. I almost died from shock. When confronted he totally confessed said he had it all planned out that he thought she would be gone before I figured it out and then we could go ahead with our plans to get married and try to have a baby that summer. The whole baby thing was his hook...

Long story short. The joke was on him... she stayed and is still here going on 6 months now. Well after about a month he started to get really sick of her and had to take up with another girl because now he can't go home at least not every day.

He has tried the whole mental cruelty thing with her but this girl is on a mission. I hear from a reliable source that she is tired of Indonesia and is on him constantly to get him to sponsor her for a green card... kind of sad but also too funny.. He has a thing for immigrnt women and if I had a dime for every time he extolled of virtue of their sweet natures... while bashing the white/black american woman I would be very rich...

So he had to get a second girl because he doesn't want to put her out since he invited her...I guess he hopes if he is mean enough to girl number 1 she will she will just leave. But like I said she has strong motivation to stay.. So now she has pictures of the two of them all over the bedroom. The pictures of all of their Tunisian Holiday and the frames have little red hearts painted all over them.. again reliable source tells me so..

So the second new girl doesn't have her own house so he was paying for hotels for their rendevous which seemed to work fine when he thought the Indonesian girl was only staying for a month or so... but since she is still in his house he has now had to rent an apartment for the 2nd girl since when he met her she was/is a broke cocktail waitress who lives at home with her extended family..

Yes he still tries to get back together with me... I suppose because he can't be at home with all the green card talk and he can't spend too much time with the broke cocktail waitress (young/nice body...but slightly vapid)...

He claims he has really thought about it and I am the only woman he could see himself having a baby with...notice he doesn't want to marry me, stop seeing the other women, he just wants me to spawn his demon seed. It seems he finds my DNA sexy and his friends and family approve of me(I am not vertically challenged, good sense of humor and quite intelligent, bad taste in men is not hereditary hopefully) or maybe he thinks the courts wouldn't hit him with that much child support since I make six figures and own my own home.. I find it all really amusing because I think he is quite serious.

6 months ago I was so crushed I didn't know up from down but now with time and distance I can now see how absurd and very funny it all is/was... Yeah I lost time.. alot of good years but still at the end of the day I am still an amazing woman... bit bruised but at the end of the day no one abandoned me, my greatest fear. I am still a real adult, with a good job, friends, family and my my own home 3 bedrooms all to myself no need to go creeping around all over town just to get a little piece and or ahem peace...

I don't know if this story is funny but I do know this Karma is a hilariously funny b**tch