You're a mean one Mr. Narc

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#1 Dec 25 - 7PM
HappyMe
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You're a mean one Mr. Narc

Here's a little holiday cheer for those of you who need a lift (like I do today). Are you hurting? I am today. Do you have hope? I do a little bit today. I'm in Goldie's support group. I can't tell you how many awakenings I've had. I've been hearing this song a lot lately, and each time it reminds me of my ex. Mabye you will get a little holiday laugh from this. I'm sure you know the song...

Any uplifting comments for those of us still hurting will be appreciated. Not only by me, but for those broken hearted who might read this today. Hugs to all....

You're a mean one, Mr. N
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr.N
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. N
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul, Mr. N
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a foul one, Mr. N
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. N
Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. N
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. N
The three words that best describe
you are as follows, and I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. N
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. N
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. N
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey
and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. N
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

Dec 28 - 10PM
LunaRock
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My favorite line (of many) is: