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Things the N said that make us laugh now!
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Things the N said that make us laugh now!
Posted July 3, 2012 - 4:50am
Reflecting back on some of the things he said that confused me at the time, but that actually make me smile and laugh now:
"What makes you think if we broke up YOU would get the house?"
In response to me saying if i broke up with him, he would have to move back in with his parents
"I moved in with you to have more freedom"
When breaking up with me to go and be with someone else
"If I make it up to you then I can't do things for myself"
When I told him after cheating that he has a lot to do to make it up to me
"I am 20 and I am in counselling. 20!!!"
In response to me booking relationship counselling due to him cheating
"Who wouldn't want me?"
In response to me asking what made him think he could be with his friend if he wasn't with me
"I could just wank (jerk off) to that"
Looking at himself in the mirror before leaving the house
"You never know someone until you live with them"
Referring to me as if I had made him cheat because I didn't understand how stessful University was for him, despite me being the one with the JOB in a recession
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July 18, 2012 - 11:48am — Pearl4301. Narc: Oh look you bought yourself fancy creamer, how much did you waste on this?
2. Narc: What did you put on the chicken it tastes funny?3. Narc: Who is on the phone or You are STILL on the phone?
4. Narc: How come the comforter is all messy?
5. Narc: I am not even sure these kids are mine?
Me: ok, why don't you have them take a DNA test? ass
6. Narc: Did you come in the house today, it looks like someone was here?
7. Narc: Wouldn't you like to know isn't that what you said to me 2 weeks ago?
Me: What are you talking about? Then 2 days later I see a scrap piece of paper with that written on it in his handwriting on his dresser.
8. Narc : who's number is this
me I don't know
Narc you better tell me who it is.
Bad memories about Thor ?
July 18, 2012 - 12:58pm — yokidokiOnce my ex went to see Thor at the movies with someone he never even told me who and I asked him how it was he said god leave me alone! I do not want to talk about it! He was crazy! I told him I saw Thor weeks later he said oh wasn't it great? Weeks later I mentioned it again he said oh I do not remember much about that it was a bad day for me. Huh? Totally crazy! I asked him ok day out of the blue if we could go to the movies and he said no I hate the movies I wait for ppv or redbox. Once again I look back and laugh thinking what happened at the movies? Did someone spill popcorn on his big head? Ha! Did the usher yell at him for putting his feet on the chair? My ex was crazy!
XN: Soandso is a much better
July 12, 2012 - 1:19pm — FroglegsXN: Soandso is a much better artist than you.
Me: And your point? I asked if you liked what I drew, not who is better than me at drawing.
XN: Ugh, what is this?!
Me: What's it look like? It's lasagna!
XN: It's disgusting.
DD: Mom, this is great! (finishes plate and goes back for more).
Me: Yep. It's not too shabby if I do say so myself.
XN: *glare*
XN: Why the hell do we have so many cans of clams?!
Me: Because you bought them.
XN: Only because you like to make clam dip for your friend.
Me: ...Rrrright. I know, but I don't need 32 oz. restaurant sized cans to make a small bowl of clam dip, but I appreciate that you bought them.
XN: I'm never buying you canned clams again!
Hahaha, he's such an a-hole.
How did I not see this was wrong??
July 12, 2012 - 2:49am — ScarlettDiscussing online sites for people with his particular fetish and his lack of success in years gone by...
N: I'm glad you exist. It proves I'm more effective in person than I am online.
In last conversation after he had not emailed me in months and had ignored all my attempts at friendship (after two years of knowing and loving him):
N:Our friendship is in a fine state
and N: I like you. I'm a fan of yours. I enjoy being your friend.
And later when things got tricky (i.e. I expressed my feelings) N: Why do you even want to be my friend?
V. GOOD QUESTION!!!!
Cringy online conversation where I (relatively inexperienced)was trying to gauge how far things would go when I flew out to visit him. He has a particular fetish about being teased about something and dominated.
Me: But we would have sex?
N: Of course,I'd be so excited by this point, we'd have to finish the transaction.
Not what I wanted to hear when I was imagining this would be a deeply meaningful, loving experience.
I write to him, in bits after he has broken my heart and told me "To put it simply, I just don't feel the same"
"I've obviously royally screwed up. I've not fallen out with you, i just can't deal with this right now" - cue 7 weeks of silence. Like I'm hurt, but he is the one who can't deal with it. ALL ABOUT HIM!
I feel there are many more examples of his twisted logic and lame excuses, which pop in to my mind annoyingly when I'm trying not to think of him.
ZERO balance of control in the relationship
July 11, 2012 - 11:18pm — Jenna HMe: I don't exactly have much control in this relationship.
Him: Expressing interest/desires is a form of control.
HUH????? THAT gives me control? That's downright laughable!!
My interpretation of that - when I expressed interest and desire, it gave him not only validation and supply, but even more control because he would WITHHOLD what I wanted!!!!! Ugh. Sick narcs. No longer willing to stroke his ego!!
Tell a narc what you want - and he will withhold it from you, especially once you're in the devaluation phase.
YES! & also the
July 12, 2012 - 11:06am — wshflip side - Tell him what hurts you or what you don't want, & they'll do MORE of exactly that!
wsh
July 12, 2012 - 4:55pm — Jenna HEXACTLY!!
Sicko
July 11, 2012 - 10:09pm — nymphofthewoodsMe: I don't think I can handle another affair.
XN: I thought the more I cheated, the more you'd get used to it.
Sick sarcastic SOB. Hope the OW can get used to it.
Not funny.....
July 11, 2012 - 10:50pm — LindsayMMy ex loved Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Dwayne Wade but was a racist. He was always making racist jokes, spewing hate, rolling his eyes when he saw a Interracial couple. It wasn't funny and it made me disgusted but it also made me shake my head wondering if he liked Lebron etc,etc how could he be a racist?
mr. perfect , oh wait there was those 3 times.
July 11, 2012 - 9:59pm — .brokenglass.Me- u think u r perfect & do no wrong to anybody, it's always my fault. Him-yes, in our relationship u r at faulT, if u wouldn't do things to make me mad we wouldn't have any problems. Me- so u think u r perfect, no mistakes. Him- well no I've been wrong at least 3 times my ENTIRE LIFE, buts that's it. Shoulda walked away then, cause I'm not sure I was ever going to please one of the Gods....vomit in my mouth!!
That reminds me of something
July 12, 2012 - 2:16am — owenjohnstonThat reminds me of something my exN posted on Facebook:
"I have never been wrong once in my life. I thought I was wrong once but I was incorrect" or words to that effect
Never wrong...PUHlease!
July 12, 2012 - 5:05am — .brokenglass.It's a joke! I know I'm not perfect, but I'll gladly take my imperfections & lessons learned from them anyday of the week, they make me who I am. Without wrongs...how do u grow? That's why they act like children, no way to grow...no thanks just take your ball & get outta my sandbox "perfection".....ignorance is more like it, but don't u love...I'm not wrong you made me do it by making me so mad! Well how about that mr. N u sure just gave up a lot a power! Uh-uh no that's not at all what I was saying.......joke!!
"You don't meet my demands"
July 11, 2012 - 10:43pm — beautifulmess"You don't meet my demands" (you are not my mother and never will be)
"The only thing I ever did wrong was not have enough patience." (he truly believes this)
Bossmann
July 11, 2012 - 9:48pm — nymphofthewoodsXN: There can only be one boss in a relationship.
Me: And what century is that from? Your dad was the boss, and all of you guys had to stand at attention, including your mom. I believe in equality.
Silence followed.
Sorry, but I'm on a roll...
July 7, 2012 - 2:45pm — Reason2BelieveDriving in the car, discussing friendships,
WannaB says:
WB "You know, I have to be careful who I let be friends with me. So many people want to be friends with me because of who I am"
Me: "ah, ok..WHO are you???"
WB " I'M a musician, that's who I AM!"
Knock me over....
My sports car.....
July 7, 2012 - 3:53pm — LindsayMHe always complained about the gas prices well duh he had a sports car that was a gas guzzler and he would whine and whine and whine that is precious car that he loved oh so much was sucking up gas well maybe if you didn't spent so much money on a gas guzzler you wouldn't of had that problem.. Duh....
I know I have posted this before
July 7, 2012 - 2:35pm — Reason2Believebut, might as well add it here, cause it's a winner! LOL
During #5 or 6 breakup speech (too hard to keep track of when what was said!)WannaB was rambling on and on about how he doesn't know what he wants in life, has so much on his mind, blah, blah, blah... and then says:
"You know, I think maybe I'm not meant to have a long term relationship. I think I'm propably like one of those Hollywood celebrities who can only be with a person for short periods of time"
And yes, folks, I returned to this gem a few more times after this revelation.
Needing her head examined,
Reason
Errol anyone?
July 7, 2012 - 2:43pm — fernhmmm... makes you laugh doesn't it
Mine scanned my many books, very interesting ones too, in his first visit to my place and took out, yep, guess which one - Errol Flynn's autobiography... what a surprise, not!
But yes, he likes to think he was like good old Errol and that lucky, lucky me would get to be his third wife ...woo hoo! The one he would stay with forever... guess he doesn't read so well ;-)
He still as the book, oh well...guess it may come in handy for him in the future.
LOL..what asses they are
July 7, 2012 - 2:27pm — Reason2BelieveI spent a good deal of time and money preparing a great pot roast meal, complete with potatoes, gravy, vegetables. Called WannaB and told him I was bringing dinner. He asked what I was bringing.
Me: Pot roast, with po...He interrupts
WB: I'm really not a pot roast guy, how about I make some pasta?
Me: Uh, ok.
So, I put everything in the fridge and drive to his place for a bowl of shitty pasta.
Next day, his friend Rich calls and invites us over for dinner. We arrive and
Wanna B: "mmmm, what smells so good?"
Rich: "pot roast"
Wanna B: "I LOVE pot roast!"
He turns to me and says: "I wish you would make that for us sometime"
WTF???????????
a few that stick out in my mind
July 7, 2012 - 9:22am — lessonlearnedexN: you wasted your $ buying a townhome. a plane costs less than a townhome & you can fly wherever you want. (he had his pilot's license)
me: you can't LIVE in a f@cking plane.
exN: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO SOME ALCOHOLIC HALF-WIT INSTEAD OF ME! (referring to OW & the convo i had with her, confirming he'd been meeting her at the local bar & banging her in widowed mommy's basement while she slept)
me: yup!
exN: you present yourself to the outside world as one thing, but behind closed doors you are completely different!
me: nope, that's you.
exN: i have tried so hard to love my parents & be a good son, but i will never be as good as they are. the best i can do is to think of them as being good friends.
(referring to the parents who adopted him at 4 days old & gave him everything, putting up with his N shit & ignoring the collateral damage even to this day...)
me: (speechless)
exN: I AM AWESOME!
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
* N staring me deeply in the
July 7, 2012 - 12:48am — Alissa* N staring me deeply in the eyes
Me: "uhm... why are you looking at me like that?"
N: "well, when you love someone, you're supposed to look the other in the eye like that"
* N : "You get mad at me when it's hot outside and when I don't want to cuddle after sex!" (whether it was hot outside, or a nice temperature, or freezing cold, he would always jump up to smoke a cigarette and to say byebye. And then I wouldn't hear from him anymore)
* When I went away on a vacation, N told me numerous times how much he is going to miss me... and while I was gone I received numerous emails with "I miss you! I miss you! I miss you! Please come back soon! I miss you! Are there any hot men out there or am I good enough for you? I miss you! I miss you soooo much!"
BUT when HE was about to leave for HIS vacation where I knew we wouldn't have any contact at all (no phone calls, no emails, nothing) and when I said: "I am going to miss you sooo much" (I didn't say it in an accusing kind of way, just very friendly) , he got FURIOUS at me and D&D'd me and accused me of whining.
And didn't even say goodbye before he left.
(and who professed his 'love' for me the week before that??? exactly)
LIAR
All narcs are liars
It's never enough...
July 6, 2012 - 3:11am — nymphofthewoodsXNarc liked to go on 1-3 week motorcycle trips.
XN: You can do the renovations while I'm gone, and they'll all be done by the time I get back.
During his packing and moving out for the last time...
XN: I never felt like this was my home.
ME: Of couse it was...we've been living here for 10 years.
XN: I would have done more to fix this place up, but you didn't sign over half your house to me.
I thank my higher self that I didn't, because I would be in a worse finacial mess than I already am.
NOTE: I bought this house with an inheritance from my dear mother; house on a hill, million dollar view of lake and mountains. He bragged about it to everyone. But at home - smashing the plastic electonic bug zapper on the table, in his pjs screaming) "I hate this effin' house and every effin' thing in it." On his FB 'about me' it reads, 'white tattooed trailer trash'.
Ya' put 10000 nails in the garage walls for your MC parts. Ya' left oil puddles to soak into the concret. Ya' punshed a hole in the bedroom wall with your fist. Ya' cheated on me 5 times without using a condom. Yup, I think TRASH is an absolutely fitting description for YOU. It was high time to take you out!
Thanks for allowing me to vent! Hugs
OH my goodness!
July 7, 2012 - 10:58am — petite7heavenOH my goodness,Wow what a blessing he is Gone.....He sounds like such a JERK.....I wish you so well and such a good life! Petite
nymphofthewoods
July 7, 2012 - 9:06am — onwithmylifemy exnarc got so mad at me when i went to visit a lawyer to see about protecting my assets,[ we were going to get a house together[ and then another time i did not protect my assets and thank God, God was watching out for me and we never found the RIGHT house for him, later he told me he never loved me just wanted us to get a house together so he could drive me off a cliff and get the house" nice guy, huh?then why did we stay together for 15 freaking off and on years???He said he was kidding when i questioned him later...........i also said to him , why is it whatever i do for you is never enough?He looked straight ahead, not at me, and never answered, my therapist said later because he doesn't GET IT............
I cannot eat this!
July 7, 2012 - 12:24am — LindsayMI remember my ex saying he was lactose intolerant and was allergic to peanuts when I tried to cook for him once but funny story..... He seemed to eat cheese, milk, things cooked in peanut oil and didn't complain didn't mention his allergies once. Odd huh??
I also remember the time he was gaining weight and he even said my jeans are getting tight! He told me the next day Lindsay you need to lose weight you are getting fat! Funny..... I was actually losing weight he was gaining.
Lindsay, mine was "lactose
July 7, 2012 - 12:50am — beautifulmessLindsay, mine was "lactose intolerant" too! But he ate ice cream, pizza, cheese every day!
LOL that is too funny
July 7, 2012 - 12:52am — AlissaLOL that is too funny
A good laugh now
July 5, 2012 - 8:50pm — NarcisgoneMine used to say.
You are useless
You don't earn enough
You're not the most attractive guy I've dated/out there
You have no motivation (I wonder why)
I hate you!
I wish I never met you!
Then 2 hours later
Let's make a baby
I love you so much
I want to marry you in two months
Move back in with me it's the right tme for us.
Good old times.....
Awesome
July 4, 2012 - 10:23am — jhiatt61One time he call me and out of the blue he said you are awesome. I said Thank-you, he said Hey Hey I didn't mean that in a nice way. I was like WTF!!!! than he said, now don't go and get all emotional on me. But I did pull the same trick on him a few days later and BOY !!!did I pay for it, you thought I stole his piggy bank. They can dish it out, but we are suppose to just take it. With those Assclowns, we are a Doormat or on the Doormat.I am so glad I can start to laugh about some of this stuff now. I am Winning lol. Have a great 4th today!!!!It is truly Independence Day!!!!!!
Mine did the same thing when
July 4, 2012 - 3:00am — RubyWooMine did the same thing when he went out with his mates, he texted me about 1 am saying "I'll be home soon" and then he would arrive at 7 am... Why say anything then? To drive us nuts. He was securing OW during those nights.
similar thing. mine would go
July 4, 2012 - 4:21am — owenjohnstonsimilar thing. mine would go out clubbing with friends when i was working the next day. then id wake up at 5am wondering where he was, hoping he was ok and he'd text me at lunch time saying he stayed in a friends house and how he had "the best night out ever". then i would say "aww i wish i had been there" and he'd say "then it wouldn't have been as good"
phone call
July 3, 2012 - 11:16pm — jhiatt61He would call me and say"Hey I am going to call you later." I'd say OK. But he wouldn't call me, it drove my nuts. Everyone I told this story to said" well that doesn't make sense, you just call if you want to call someone." Who knows what goes on in those twisted brains. HMMM Guess that is the crazy talk they are referring to.
ha ha
July 4, 2012 - 12:14am — neverlookbackmine did this too, he would call and say hey I will give you a call later - and I would think WTF? why did you even bother to call and tell me that - must of been just so busy with his other objects at the time I guess - He should have just said; let me use you later, right now I am busy with a screwdriver but when I have time to use a hammer I will call you - I think that is the translation for that crap.
I now laugh at his LIES, oh my god the LIES - just rolled off his tongue like second nature, he would lie to me so much that it got so that I would just play along and say, ok whatever you say - sure ya, ah ah right - because if I DARE would question him he would turn into an asshole and call me insecure - I AM NOT INSECURE, YOU ARE A LIAR everything you say is a lie - that would make anyone feel insecure - actually I dont think he was funny at all, I think he was a FREAK - and I shake my head now and cringe when I picture him - he truly insulted my intelligence with his lies - but I played along because I didnt want to get into a huge discussion about how paranoid I was and how he was sick of my insecurity - YA RIGHT nice try
oh
July 4, 2012 - 12:24am — neverlookbackI DID think of something funny, he once called me a "delicate flower blossom" mmmm and he was SERIOUS - he actually thought I bought into this sick BS, I just looked at him like - are you serious? you did not just call me that - I started laughing because it was so stupid - he would tell me to go SLEEPY WEEPY when we hung up on the phone - really? oky dokey - I HATED the baby talk, it was almost gay to me - as I think he was and hid it from me - gee thanks always wanted my prince to be a closet gay - that was real fun to experience - just a little something he left out as he was professing his love to me -
lol i find baby talk cute,
July 4, 2012 - 2:44am — owenjohnstonlol i find baby talk cute, but maybe thats just me
mine was in the closet too and i got so frustrated about him having to lie all the time to his parents that i gave him a choice: come out or lose me, so to my knowledge he told his mum, but maybe that was a lie too
Just so you know
July 4, 2012 - 9:00am — neverlookbackowen, I never judged him if he was gay - that is his choice but its nothing but pure destruction to conceal this from a partner that is NOT - this was only PART of the betrayal he did to my life - hugs
I promise.....
July 4, 2012 - 12:32am — LindsayMI promise to do this I promise to do that.... Lots of promises like I promise to take you the amusement park ( never happened) I promise to take you ice skating ( never happened) I promise we will go on a night on the town ( never happened) lots of empty promises!
speaking of promises...
July 5, 2012 - 5:53pm — nymphofthewoodsXNarc: I can't promise to never cheat on you again, (4x) because I would feel so bad breaking a promise.
Doublespeak....
July 3, 2012 - 9:21pm — OneDay@aTimeDuring lovebombing/idealization stage:
" You have no idea what I am capable of emotionally"...Swoon...
During D&D stage:
"You have no idea what I am capable of emotionally"...Puke...
Same sentence, completely different meaning at different stages in the game...
And my favorite of time, after I went back to him after a breakup, we went on a cruise and I asked him if I should wear my engagement ring? His response:
"Yes, of course, why wouldnt you? We were never not engaged"...
Can you say scrambled eggs?
Irresistable
July 3, 2012 - 8:33pm — fernExP stands next my mirror, gazes longingly in the mirror at himself, turns to me and says in absolute seriousness and a certain amount of irratation:
ExP: You don't find me irresistable do you? Everyone finds me irresistable
Me:.... erm, no ....(having hysterics on my sofa, seriously pissed off exP looking at me and then the mirror again)
mirror mirror on the wall who is the most irresistible of all?
July 3, 2012 - 9:02pm — Jenna HOMG Fern. Mine never actually did quite that. But he LOVES to look at himself in the mirror and fix his hair especially. And he has called himself irresistible.
Here's the MOST LAUGHABLE of all the things he's said to me. He actually said once:
"I want to give you what you want."
BWAAAHAAAAAAA! That's effing hilarious buddy. And I believed you when you said it. How foolish but boy have I learned.
Has anyone ever read that you should actually take a narc's "I's and turn them into "you's" and turn their "you's" into "I's." Will make your head spin to think about it. But If it applies - then what my narc was really saying in his backwards talk way was essentially:
"YOU want to give me what I want."
Jenna, yep, it was one of
July 7, 2012 - 3:48pm — fernJenna, yep, it was one of those moments of true transparency, hilarious!
"I want to give you what you want" ?!?! did he mean himself?!lol! These guys, geez...
Interesting about the you and I switch - just been trying that out with the stuff he said...ouch, my head hurts!
Some other beauties:
EXP: I am a high scoring Psychopath. Many CEO's are psychopaths you know
ME: Yes, I know
(and silence follows, eek, sitting opposite a monster - bit of a conversation killer really, and yet he followed this with how wonderful we were together, he misses it, let's do it again - hmmm, so tempting?!)
EXP: I am a good husband, I am, why don't you believe me
ME: laughing
(Laying naked on my sofa - he wasn't my husband, sorry guys he had me fooled and pursued, I paid for it)
EXP: I need the love of many women because my mother died when I was young
(same guy and he is 50yo...not just love from his wife, his exwife, me, his daughter but the women he screws in the toilets, prostitutes, the women in the office he manipulates, harrasses and screws, the female friends he torments and screws...nice. Very sad about his mum, granted but he used it all the time to get out of trouble when he lied and cheated. I'm sure she would have been real proud he used her as an excuse to beat, lie, cheat and abuse women)
EXP: You're my Nemesis. Shall we have a boxing match?
ME: Hmmmm, I see. No boxing match, there's not enough room in here (nutter!)
(He was a professional boxer, yep, he was a lovely guy and he was being serious)
After I had dumped him for the 7th time:
EXP: I can change, I promise, I'll try harder
ME: No, I've given you enough chances, you've done it every day for 6 months.
EXP: I want us to remain friends
ME: Erm, no, I don't keep friends who physically hurt me, lie and abuse me. They would not be friends,would they.
EXP: Okay, I'll give you some space
ME: No that's it P3, it's over
EXP: Okay, I'll gve you some space
arrggh..he didn't of course. The bliss of blocking...aaah!
I'm sure I can come up with a load more, will put thinking cap on.
Beautifulness, what a nutjob your guy was... love the bit about the spoon!!!!!!! lol
How many mirrors does it take...
July 5, 2012 - 5:47pm — nymphofthewoodsXhubbynarc liked to help out and vacuum the carpet. Within that area, there are 8 glass panels on sliding closet doors. Now I know why he chose to vacuum freakin' NAKED! He must just love fat-bellied, tattooed ticks. Thanks for reminding me, Jenna, why I had to fire my Domestic Diva.
Get out of town nyphofthewoods
July 7, 2012 - 4:24pm — Jenna HVacummed naked in front of mirrors. Sick!! Tattooed tick?! Lmao
NH loves mirrors. Storefront
July 3, 2012 - 9:28pm — beautifulmessNH loves mirrors. Storefront windows. Van windows as he is walking by. Probably even a spoon! He wakes up and showers, dresses , looks impeccable just to close all the blinds shut the light off and sit alone in dark drinking , smoking weed and playing ps3 all day long.
LOL
July 3, 2012 - 8:14pm — Reason2BelieveDuring the D&D telephone call which finally ended the 7 year rollercoaster...
Wanna B "I'd still like to call you. I enjoy talking to you."
Me: "No, I told you if you did this one more time, NEVER contact me again. We are done for good"
Wanna B "Well, maybe we can be friends one day"
Me: "I would never have someone who treats me this way as a friend"
Wanna B "ok, well, maybe I'll call you in a few weeks"
Me: "CLICK"
Reason2Believe......
July 5, 2012 - 12:52pm — wshbut a "reasonable" person would still "want to be friends", right????? Geez, these assholes are soooo CLUELESS! I got the same crap! And I told mine the same thing "my FRIENDS don't treat me like you do". Last time was, "....but I have no one else to talk to..." ME: "gee, I wonder why the F. that is????? & I told him to "get a shrink - god knows you need one!"
That's exactly what my ex
July 3, 2012 - 8:36pm — fernThat's exactly what my ex said, crazy, crazy, crazy guys!
I wanna play!!
July 3, 2012 - 5:51pm — JulietteHere are some of my faves:
(After eating lunch at Rubios on my birthday)
Me: Thanks for paying for lunch.
Narc: Well, of course! It's your birthday, that's why I bought you a chicken burrito (said proudly, as if he'd just bought me a diamond at Tiffany's).
I had him listed as Chicken Burrito in my phone contacts for a while after that :) (cheap bastard)
Narc: People think I'm gay all the time, because I'm well-groomed and I can dance.
Me: Soooo . . . are you?? Because it would be good for me know that now.
Narc: No. But I do love being adored by BOTH sexes.
(In a conversation about his serial cheating and one-night stands during his 10-year marriage)
Narc: You know, these women would come on to ME. They weren't doing this for me, they were in it for themselves. In fact, one woman even left the hotel one night once she was done, before I even had a chance to "finish!" (Cue the violins: I think I was supposed to feel sorry for him there?)
Me: Do you believe that all men NEED porn, even if they're in a healthy, sexually satisfying relationship?
Narc. YES. Because you can't fulfill every single one of my fantasies. And besides, sometimes I just want to "release" (i.e. have sex with myself) alone. I suppose some people might SAY they don't need porn, but like I tell people, "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you go home to eat."
whaa???? He was married for 10 years . . . and cheated on his wife the whole.damn.time.
Crazy Narcs.
Strippers = Cheating
July 7, 2012 - 11:22am — petite7heavenMy exNarc: Well, all I know is one day my wife stopped giving me sex. But, one thing is for sure I can say in all the marriage I never cheated on her.
Me dating him when they are separated and in the process of a divorece: Well, when she wouldn`t give you sex you went to strip club`s right....
ExNarc....Yeah..
Me...did they give you services at those strip clubs....
ExNarc....Well yeah.....
Me....what kind of services did they give you...
ExNarc.....well some places anything goes....
Me...Well then you cheated on your wife!!!!!!
exnarck......hmmmmmmmm