Our Favorite Narc Nicknames

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Posted June 4, 2012 - 12:37pm

Part of my healing from The Disordered One is to demystify him and to take back my power (as I become slowly aware of the many small ways I willingly gave power over to him!)

Part of this process includes validating my experiences with the many NarcoPaths in my life. As a child, I was trapped in the 'Fun House of Mirrors' unable to articulate (even to myself) MY dreams, feelings and desires. Now that I'm an adult, I still find that validating my experiences and following my intuition does not come naturally for me. I often have to pause, reflect, and almost push through this invisible barrier between my rational mind and my more perceptive side.

Anyway, as immature as this might seem, (it's actually quite empowering!) I present to you some of my favorite monikers:

~Robo-Boy (because he's so cold/limited emotional world)
~The Cyborg (same reason as above)
~His Nibs (because he's demanding & tyrannical)
~King Baby of Planet N
~Mr. NarcoPath (I'm unsure if he's an N or a P)
~Sir Narcalot
~The Disordered One
~Creepazoid

There's more but I wanted to get you all started up! I've heard some really funny names for your Narc-Boys over the months...Care to post your favorites here?

the never-ending list!

October 19, 2012 - 3:18pm — no more an echo

"douchey wanker"

(That one's from Canada/Jules)

J & H

October 17, 2012 - 5:42pm — EAD46

Here's 2 nicknames for mine:

Dr. Jekyll
Mr. Hyde

Specific

October 15, 2012 - 9:13am — NoMoreFreakBoy

Specific for my exN, his nicknames are...

Hollow Skull...an edited version of what he calls himself
Uniball...because he only has one
Landscaper
Freak Boy
Pequeno hombre extrano
Extenz Man
Wanna. Be
Like Jagger

"Pequeño hombre extraño"

October 17, 2012 - 7:56pm — no more an echo

Hahaha!

TDT827, you described him PERFECTLY!

They were all too funny!

DRB

October 13, 2012 - 11:10am — bakingfortherapy

DIRTY...
ROTTEN....
BASTARD.....!!!!!!!

lol...Darth Vader was for my

October 1, 2012 - 5:12am — Kitty02

lol...Darth Vader was for my violent psych and The poisonous dwarf/buttas boyfriend for the narc.

Nicknames

September 30, 2012 - 5:13pm — tresor2

Lizardo

Robodick

Hey, tressor2

October 1, 2012 - 5:05am — no more an echo

They are such subhumans and cyborgs! I like the "Robo-Dick"... "Robo" (anything) works well to describe them:

~Robo-Man
~Robo-Boy
~Robo-Idiot
~Robo-Narc
~Robo-Players
~Robo-Frauds
~Robo-F@#*-Wads...

they're all tools...

September 30, 2012 - 12:23am — no more an echo

I feel a need to add to this topic today because they're all:

~Tools
~Wankers
~Man-whores
~Fucktoids

(The last one's courtesy of Done Sourcing)

Feel free to add to this ever-growing list if you are so moved.

My exN is named Will...I've

July 31, 2012 - 8:49pm — nolongerbound

My exN is named Will...I've decided to call him Won't.

Won't call/communicate well.
Won't keep promises.
Won't keep his penis in his pants.
etc.

Yep, I think the name suits him.

Funny & true

August 1, 2012 - 10:00pm — shock and awe.some

Won't stop using the same ole lines for sympathy
Won't stop to think...will this hurt someone?
Won't accept responsibility for his actions
Won't stop being a turd!

Mr. Won't

August 1, 2012 - 1:13am — no more an echo

nolongerbound,

I LOVE IT! Can I play, too?

Won't play fair- dodges your requests for clarity.

Won't stop contorting EVERY disagreement until he has YOU apologizing for HIS wounded feelings!

Won't surrender his BIZARRE sense of entitlement.

Won't stop blaming the Universe and everything in it for his problems.

Won't come down off his throne and live among us mere mortals.

Thanks- that was fun!

Hahaha, that's great! Feel

August 1, 2012 - 11:37am — nolongerbound

Hahaha, that's great! Feel free to play anytime you need to let off some steam (or need a reminder of why he is NOT good for you. I know I still need those from time to time) x

toad..

July 18, 2012 - 3:52pm — sweetpeasarah

because his name begins with T and it rhymes
Numbnuts
T***y the terrorist
the rest (and there's many) I could'nt possibly write here!! lol
x

Jerkoff Asshat The Dementor

July 18, 2012 - 3:18pm — Narcbait

Jerkoff

Asshat

The Dementor

nicknames

June 30, 2012 - 1:50am — rosedewittbukater

Sleazoid
Bitchzilla
Cruella De Ville

rosedewittbukater...

June 30, 2012 - 2:15am — no more an echo

rosedewittbukater,

How could I have forgotten Cruella? And Bitchzilla! Good one!

How about:

~Jezebel
~Dragon Lady
~Queen Bee
~Miss Piggy
~The Ice Queen

Thanks for playin!

MY Favs

June 29, 2012 - 11:46pm — Bob

Once I became aware of Narcville and that my girlfriend was a resident, I told her that her nickname should be "Google"...she is always searching for that perfect person.

Female Narc Nicknames

June 30, 2012 - 1:10am — no more an echo

Hi Bob,

So your Ex-Narc made it clear to you that you were her bed warmer until Mr. Perfect came along? WOW. They're all narcs from narcville on planet narc in the narcy way galaxy!

You reminded me, though, that I wanted to post some of my fav FEMALE Narc names! This goes out to the NARCETTES or Narcitas:

~The Duchess of Bitch
~The Gorgon
~Queen of the Universe
~Useless
~Ms. My Way or the Highway

Add yours here!

Queen of the Disordered

June 30, 2012 - 5:43am — Reason2Believe

the most dreaded female narc in my world is known as

PISSY MISSY

between her and Wanna B, it is a wonder I haven't jumped!

Reason

Between Pissy Missy & Wanna B...

July 17, 2012 - 10:20pm — no more an echo

Hi Reason2Believe,

I don't know how I missed your post...I love 'Pissy Missy'!!!

You said:

"between her and Wanna B, it is a wonder I haven't jumped!"

Yep. The good news is that I find myself, less and less these days, on that window ledge!

Oh. And ONE MORE Narc nickname:

The Forked Tongued One!

I'm not on that ledge, either

July 18, 2012 - 2:05pm — Reason2Believe

BUT, God help Wanna B or Pissy Missy if I ever walk by and see either of them on a ledge....I would plead iNsaNity, as each of them nearly drove me there!

Reason

"The Puke" and "The Worminator"

June 28, 2012 - 5:45pm — no more an echo

Thanks to JennaH, Emma, Im_always_fine, Reason2Believe, sickofhim, owenjohnston, redhead, neverlookback and everyone who added a comment here.

However I'm still not done...Do you THINK I might still have some anger issues surrounding Mr. NarcoPath? Ha! Here's more:

~Cretin
~Dweeb
~The Puke (or Retch)
~Neanderthal
~Soul-less Wonder (or Soul-less WonderBoy)
~The Terminator (or The Worminator)
~Smarmy Hypocrite

and my FAV comes from 'toomuch' a member of this forum. She posted this GEM:

~Assh*le in Tin Foil (a twist on the 'knight in shining armor'):

http://lisaescott.com/forum/2012/03/09/your-last-goodknight

definitely like that nickname

June 28, 2012 - 6:32pm — Jenna H

Asshole in Tin Foil!!! LMAO

Assh*le in Tin Foil (a twist on the 'knight in shining armor')

July 4, 2012 - 8:27am — no more an echo

Hi Jenna,

(and everyone who contributed) I must be easily amused because I'm STILL having fun here! One day, I hope to end this list, but for now, I'm still pissed, so, help me put gasoline on the fire...

Assh*le in Tin Foil is definitely my favorite narc nickname but I was thinking this morning about how shallow and one-dimensional NarcoPaths are so I wanted to add:

~Mr. Cardboard Cut-Out
~Ken Doll
~The Hollow Man
~Señor Plástico

echo - nicknames

June 28, 2012 - 1:08pm — Jenna H

Good thread to read - made me laugh. I, however, do not have any clever names for mine. He's just a selfish, fucking asshole! SFA!

Narky nuts -scumbag -

June 26, 2012 - 10:27am — Emma

Narky nuts -scumbag - wanker...

The PimpParasiteThe Anvil

June 26, 2012 - 2:46am — Im_always_fine

The Pimp
Parasite
The Anvil
The Langford Elvis (Langford is where he races cars...white trash area)

LOL

June 24, 2012 - 5:52pm — Reason2Believe

If have recently also referred to him as:

Narctard and tick turd. God, I hate that bastard!

sooo funny!!!!

June 24, 2012 - 10:17am — Redhead

sooo funny!!!!

Well....I do believe that

June 24, 2012 - 9:41am — Sickofhim

Well....I do believe that "narchole" pretty much sums it up!

Lol! Sir narcalot, I love it!

June 24, 2012 - 3:29am — owenjohnston

Lol!

Sir narcalot, I love it!

Mr. Big Shot

June 24, 2012 - 12:05am — no more an echo

How could I forget these Narc nicknames:

~Mr.Big Shot

~Freakazoid

~Preacher-Man

I'm in a pissy mood tonight and could use more such irreverence...If you're reading this (and need to blow off a little steam yourself) please add more below!

No more an echo

June 7, 2012 - 5:39pm — Janie53

Sorry I don't know who you are talking about !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay True,

Love Janie

My Pet Name

June 7, 2012 - 5:06pm — shock and awe.some (not verified)

I actually pulled a tick off his dick.........hence the name "Tickdick" or "Con man connelly".

no names cover it except

June 8, 2012 - 12:23am — SundaySmile

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Wanna B narc name

June 7, 2012 - 3:18pm — Reason2Believe

is FAT BLOATED TICK, cause that is what he looked liked as he paraded around naked. Plus,as we all know ticks are blood sucking parasites that can make you very sick. Perfect!

Reason

Oh my gosh!

October 7, 2012 - 1:02pm — NittanyLioness

This made me laugh out loud. Literally.

And then I visualized my exN, too. I need to go scrub my brain now.

Here's a few:

June 7, 2012 - 2:03pm — Froglegs

- Douchebag
- Pricklett (got that one from a friend and love it)
- Freak
- Mr. Fake
- Jerkface
- Liar
- Monster (I've addressed him as such in person, too)
- Narc
- the O Mighty Diordered One
- Perv
- Skeez

Just a few off the top of my head.

Froglegs & shock...

June 8, 2012 - 8:38pm — no more an echo

Froglegs & shock and awesome,

You had some good ones:

Pricklett and Tickdick

Hahahahaha! Thanks for playing along!

Narc Nicknames

June 6, 2012 - 12:03pm — Wellness4me

Since he is SOOO into pornogrpahy, BDSM, anal (HIM receiving) I have had a few names:

Butt plug
Ass Hat
deviant
pervert
twisted
that guy

I would ask him if he wasn't bi-sexual since he INSISTED he was not attracted to men... He would rage at me- even when I was asking in a supportive way...

UGH!