Hey everyone, it seems my dreams are changing gradually from N humiliating me to ME humiliating N!

I was entertained in my sleep last night with this little dream nugget:

For some reason, I was in a room with N. The current reality was the same in the dream - the OW still existed and I was aware of it. He said he wanted to show me something he was very proud of. He pulled off his shirt (I winced) and revealed a GIANT PENIS that he had tattooed on his stomach. Not kidding. I was confused and shocked, I said "Why did you feel you needed to tattoo a giant dick on your body?" (trying to be kind...) He said "Well you know I've always felt I'm pretty average, not very, you know.." (stutter) The implied message is that he wanted to impress OW. I just said "I really don't think it's necessary to go to these...lengths..." (haha)

I simply tweaked his nipple and left the room LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF, and told EVERYONE I'd ever met.

Now that was fun.

XOXO Jules