Mine would always say we'll talk about this later

Will talk when you get home from work

I don't want to have this conversation over text

Then the discussion would never occur, yet somehow he always new what we had said on the topic and how we had agreed to deal with whatever issue it may have been.

Or - always leave big gaping holes out of the story so when you come up with a possible solution, you are totally ineffective.

CONTROL

5. I shall behave inappropriately in speech and action at functions.
6. I shall say I was only joking if anyone is offended.
7. I shall become scathing towards the person who pointed out my indecretion especially if the person happens to be a female (usually referred to by N as " it.")
8. I shall then start thrownig peanuts or bottle tops at said person.
9. I shall start flirting with said person.
10. I shall deny all of the above ever happened.

listed is so true and I will add,

all that attracted me to you will be used against you, the postives will become the negatives you use to discard me...
Your children will only matter in as much as they make you feel and look good. Should they express concern or speak honestly you will punish them...you will allow them in your life as long as they adore you without question...I will continue to seek sources until they day I die...because living alone will be unbearable...

I shall covet thy neighbor's wife and all the wives on the street if god so willing -

If you do anything to show that you are better or smarter than me in any way, you are being a bitch and think you are better than me, but when I prove my own superiority, I am just being confident. I can't help it if I'm good, but you should try to appear less good so you don't show me up.

If you are tired, stressed out, or have too much to do, it's not an excuse for making mistakes or breaking down, but I can break down for any silly reason and tear up the house just because I am frustrated.

If I get angry, and hurt someone's feelings or break something, it's your fault, because you made me mad. If you get angry, it's your problem, so keep it to yourself.

If my "feelings"(ego) are hurt, I will ignore you and sulk for days, but if your feelings are hurt you need to get over it, because it makes me uncomfortable.

- I can say that my mother cuddles me and I fall asleep on her lap without you thinking it's weird.
- After a while I can say that she's crazy and I hate her without you wondering again what's going on
-I expect you to listen to me seriously when I say that my personality is so intense that other women can't handle me
-and that I affect them so much, that they change who they are and I get bored

but wait, he just admitted to be an arse, why didn't I run the other way when I listened to this?

I actually did something like this when I was writing in my journal. 10 pages later I stopped only because I was interrupted! I just wrote everything he did/how he made me feel from his poiint of view. This really helped me, but also made me really angry. I did it this way:

- I am smarter than you
- You need to always be in the mood for sex and you deserve to feel guilty when you're not in the mood
- Im only with you for your looks
- I like showing you off and using you as an accessory
- I will make your life hell if you marry and try to divorce me
- I expect you to take shit from my family with a smile
- I wish you dressed differently
- I wish you had blue eyes
- I hate it when you come over here in your pyjamas and dont try to look hot for me
- I wish you would blindly trust me so that I didnt have to deal with your questions
- You're not enough for me in bed unles we're dirty talking/Im fantasizing about something else/you're dressed up/Im degrading you
- I dont give a shit about what you want in bed, your feelings are an inconvenience to me trying to get off
- Im cheating on you
- I expect you to listen to me talk about myself all the time and always be interested
- All I care about is money, power, success and my career
- You will patiently and lovingly stand in the shadows while I am in the spotlight

I could go on for dayyssss!

Several more...

1. I shall ask to see my kid only when it is time to play daddy dearest in front of all of my friends, then I shall discard him and not have anything to do with him until he is needed again.

2. I shall have my mother contact you to tell you off, cuss you out and tell you to just give me what I want, when I want it whenever things don't go my way.

3. I shall slander your name amongst all of our friends to make them hate you and think negatively about you, as though you are the one with all of the problems.

4. I shall pop in and out of your life and our child's life whenever it pleases me and you are commanded to wait there with open arms for my arrival, whenever that may be.

5. You are to turn a blind eye to any and all evidence of other women being in my home and shall say nothing about the pictures of other women that are in my house.

6. You shall answer all of my calls and never allow me to go to voicemail, be available when I feel like dealing with you and owe me any and everything I could possibly desire even though I tell you on a regular basis that you mean nothing to me, I, personally, owe you nothing and "any act of kindness towards you should be viewed as a gift."

1. you shall have no other God than me!
2. you shall worship all image of me and no other, for I am a jealous God so thou shall have no friends, family, children, animals, job or hobby that take your attention away from worshiping at my altar!
3. thou shall not draw attention to, discuss, have issue with or in any way shape or form attempt to hold me responsible for flaws of I, the almighty.
4. Remember the sabbath. you shall labor all do all the relational work and require nothing of me. On the seventh day you may rest and worship at my altar unless I deem other plans for you. And my plans will be many.
5. Honor MY mother, but never your own. For she gave birth to I, the great almighty.
6. Thou shall not kill, however I may kill any spirit or independence in you without complaint.
7. You shall not commit adultary, but shall turn a blind eye to all my indiscretions, which will be many.
8. thou shall not steal unless it may benefit I, the almighty. however I reserve all rights to you, your dignity and all your property whether owned or earned soley by you prior to having known I, the great almighty.
9. Thou shall not lie, however you must pretend to believe all lies told by me as the gospel. You must never question or prove I have told any untruth.
10. Thou shall covet nothing of mine, and must share all your worldly treasures with me. I shall be entitled to covet anything and everything since I am the only sole entitled being in the world I have created... (being the almighty and all)

Any deviation from these commandments shall incur swift and painful punishment and may range from physical, verbal and emotional torture to psychological war fare and mind f*ing to keep you off balance and crazy!