I was going to try to select a few lies to post here and read those that were already posted and I began to feel sick because I recall that it was ALL the time, sometimes i could see a reason...others made no sense. For example, he said he hated nuts, hated them in his cookies and banana bread but when we went to parties they were available to eat HE CHOSE them instead of other choices. He bought cookies with nuts. It made no sense. He lied about what he had for breakfast for no reason.He lied and said he couldn't use his cell at work but yet he called me often..I just couldn't call him.He lied about not putting mail out in the box. He hid it in his car. He was NOT reliable in deed or word. THERE was nothing to trust or count on.

IT WAS confusing and EXHAUSTING!

It was ALL the time and OFTEN his lies had no apparent reason. I know it was SICK and meant to control, mislead, confuse, gaslight or WHATEVER sick reason he had..he often blamed me for his lies.

ALL I know now is that he seemed fine and I became EXHAUSTED trying to keep up and argue and how often I thought maybe I'm being too picky. I learned to accept less and less. It's so sad looking back. I really began to think I...ME...needed to just not see and not say anything....but it still frightened and confused me.

The worst ones were the ones that I believed and acted on...

What I learned is...NOTHING good comes from acting on a LIE.

TRUTH is easy and light....LIES are HEAVY and exhausting

I didn't always know it at the time but found out later.... IT was exhausting.

On the lighter side:

He said he looked like TOM CRUISE ( he looked nothing like him,) IT was WEIRD.

He claimed he was an Eagle scout as a kid but couldn't light a fire after I showed him how and bought him all the latest firestarter products. I know now that he JUST DIDN"T WANT TO...because I loved the fires outdoors. BUT in front of others...it was funny and pathetic.

My son and I spent an entire summer trying to teach him how to grill. He never did learn. We gave up. We started with Burgers and dogs. WE had felt sorry for him because he was so jealous of the other guys and their grilling skills and he kept not wanting to go to Grill outs...Also he used his ole BS...poor him as he had a bad father and his father never showed him how to DO anything. This was his "GO to" excuse for Not being able to DO work...couldn't learn how to use a weed whacker etc. Control? attention? other motive? who knows...I"M tired of trying to understand..I'm out NOW. All Iknow is that my son and I did a loving thing.....based on a lie and he got angry and never learned how to grill a burger on his own. BS!!

IT WAS ALL SO EXHAUSTING!!

Sorry that this all came out...I could write for days...but I get sick to my stomach and my head hurts when I recall too much...and then I cry when I think of how much I lived with...and without.

My very favorite lie:

"Sorry babe, I know you have been trying to get ahold of me. My car battery died this morning and I was late for school. I don't know how I'm going to pay for a new one. I hope I don't fail my class because of it. You know that teacher is so unreasonable. Anyway, I guess I left my cell phone under the hood and drove with it like that all day which is why you couldn't reach me. I've looked everywhere but I decided to go check under the hood just now, and there it was! (While he was fucking the OW all day in the apartment I paid for.)

Others:

I'm studying to be a Nurse Anesthetist (while he couldn't pronounce it or have the GPA to get into nursing school).

I'm down to crumbs in my bank account. (Nope. 4k)

I deleted all my online dating accounts.

Oh, this will be fun to let it out.

Let's see, where to begin?

My son got a $50 pre-paid credit card for his birthday. NP knew where it was kept. The kids and I went to Disneyland a few days later and my son wanted to buy a souvenier with his own money. I went to pull out his card and it was gone. Gut instinct alarm bells went off and I immediately thought of NP. He hadn't given me any reason to think this, so I don't know why, but I followed my gut and asked him. He flew into a rage that I would accuse him of such a thing. Then I KNEW I was right. After hammering him with questions, the truth came out, and OF COURSE it was for a good reason. His kids needed food and their mother didn't have any money, blah, blah....I never told my son what happened. His heart would have been broken and I wasn't going to let NP to that to him.

Then there was the time we went to Vegas. I fell asleep and woke up missing $200 cash. "Oh, don't you remember. You lost it at the craps table last night?" Um. No. I WON it at the craps table. Turns out he took it and lost it all after I was asleep.

Here's the best. It wasn't a lie to me, it was to his employer. He was called in to the office and handed the employee manual where sexual harassment was highlighted. He couldn't just let it go, though, and wrote a two page letter claiming to have a "high reputation" in the legal field (he got his AAS in paralegal studies and was fired from 3 different paralegal positions in a year) and to even be ACCUSED of such an action would do damage to his character and reputation. He's a "member of the county Bar association" and "volunteers with free legal aid" throughout the county. All lies. Needless to say, he was fired for sleeping with his co-worker a week later (which of course, he told me he had no idea why they let him go).

So many. Why do they lie so much? Especially to people who are going to catch them sooner or later? I mean, if I were going to lie I'd make sure to cover all my bases better!

even pick one that is better than the other - called him wondering where he was at 2 in the morning, said he was vaccuming and didnt hear the phone ring - lol and whats even funnier is I BELIEVED IT - told me he had to run home forgot to give one of his dogs a pill - ya right - gosh lets see what else he lied about - EVERYTHING from the moment we were first together until the very very bitter end- every single word, term of endearment, confessions of love ALL F---ING LIES - he even lied to himself - he even lied to his dogs, anything that was breathing he LIED TO, he even lied to his plants. He lied to every single human being he ever interacted with - he even lied to his penis - the man was a walking lying machine - oh I did I forget to tell you his whole life was a lie?

Here is a list of the lies my narc said to me:

You are the only one I have at my place.

Her? Oh we just talk. She asks me questions. She looks like she belongs in a biker bar. I am
Helping her to be more feminine, like you my sexy Mami

She asked me to go out with her and her friends...I am too old for that. All Lisa and her
Friends do is sit in their cars and smoke pot.

Why are you jealous of her? She is white trailer trash and has nothing on you

I was really sick. I had a tumor in back of my head. I knew a doctor at the VA hospital where
I worked and he did experimental, top secret procedure on me. I was put in a coma and I lay
In a vat of fluid for 8 months. No one knew where I was except my daughter. Every so often
They send a car for me to take me in for follow up testing. It is top secret.

I was in the boy band Menudo. See this is me on the cover when i was younger. We had
A reunion concert and they flew me n my kids there. My kids didn't know I was in the group.
I left them in the audience and they took me by helicopter to the stage. When I came out on
My girls couldn't believe it and the crowd was going nuts.

I worked with this guy who copied someone else's resume to get the job at Macy's (it was him)

I go to New Jersey every weekend to my cousins to swim in their pool.

My friend is sleeping with his GF and her mom , they don't know bout the other (it was him)

On Fathers Day I going to Michael Bolton concert with my daughter. She is an event planner
(he forgot he told me she was a student, not working)

"I wish you were here dancing with me..." (texted me from Aruba where he went with "daughter")

You can't have coffee in my office anymore because people are talking. (translation is
That you can't have coffee in my office anymore because I want sex in my office and since you won't do sex things at work, I have other coworkers who will have sex with me in my office, and the locker room, and the laundry room and in the maintenance building)

When I have time I will add some more. I got a good laugh doing this. Thanks

I forgot one of my favorite lies Narc told- very outrageous:

Some time back I was sharing with a group of us about my recent experience of having my identity stolen.

Mr. NarcoPath had an uncanny ability to turn every conversation back at HIM. (Big red flag, huh?) So he cut in and went on a tirade about how someone had 'stolen' his identity, too.

Evidently, someone had posted him on dating websites using his name and, get this, HIS PHOTO, too... Hmmm. REALLY?

Are we (me and his congregants) that STUPID? It sounded to me as if he wanted to cover HIS ASS in the event that someone he knew might accidentally trip on his profile on dating sites.

Now that I know what a freakazoid-impostor he is...I bet he was covering his hiney over the fact that he had put himself out there on GAY and maybe some weird 'swinging' sites! I'm guessing here because I don't troll strange websites like that- but I BET he DID!

The more I unravel the train-wreck that is him, the more grateful I am that I am free of this sick, disordered fraud!

2 out of 10 condoms go missing. He accidentally threw them away. Hmmm... accidentally tore off two and inadvertantly threw them away... leaving the other eight. uhmm.. yea .. NO!

know where to start on this one...every time he opened his mouth a BIG FAT lie came out! lol
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