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So, I had a very interesting conversation with a guy I met on POF about a week ago. Does he sound familiar?
He's 38 years old
He was in the Army as some sort of spec ops dude who jumped out of airplanes at 37000 feet in some special wing suit and that's how he hurt his leg.
He was a snowboarding instructor for a year and a half - also rode pro and had sponcers.
He was some kind of airplane hydraulic tech, also, while in the ARMY
He worked offshore for a company called Schlumberger and solved a multimillion hydraulic problem in the two years he worked for them.
He worked as a tech for an offshore crane company
He played in the drum corps for the New Orleans Saints
He D-Jayed in New Orleans for MTV
He threw a party for himself and got sponcers to pay for part of it (Jagermiester? or something like that), designed and bought t-shirts so he could give them to the first 300 GUESTS!!!!! hehehehehehe.
He has three college degrees (don't know where from, though)
He worked as a chief in New Orleans and Denver
He worked as a computer graphics designer in Denver
He owned a wicked cool loft somewhere in the "cool" area in downtown Denver (although he did tell me he got fired from one of his jobs and had to sell it - props for saying one thing that was remotely real).
He's a fantastic cook
He broke his collar bone while snowboarding but never felt it because he has a superhuman tolerance for pain (his words, not mine)
He plays the guitar, the piano, the drums, the saxophone, and, apparently, the xylophone.
He frequently giggled to himself about how interesting a life he has had (and I think his words were...............aaahhhhh, I've lived such an interesting life.......hahaha, most people just have no idea.........hahaha.
I hardly got a word in edge wise (and, dang it, I've forgotten some of the other stuff he's done). This was the first and only conversation I had ever had with this guy. I never did meet this guy in person.
But it was an entertaining experience! I couldn't get him to shut up long enough to tell him I had to get off the phone!!!!!
So what do you ladies think?
Pathetic
May 2, 2012 - 7:52am — HunterPathetic
He is a legend in his own
April 30, 2012 - 9:26am — SparrowHe is a legend in his own mind.
Hilarious
April 30, 2012 - 3:20am — no more an echoHilarious, cchick001 !
Add that his cancer drug is in the testing phase, that he was Bradley Cooper's body double in the 'Hangover' franchise AND he speaks 8 languages, and I think I dated his brother!
If he was Bradley Cooper's
April 30, 2012 - 6:45am — cchick001If he was Bradley Cooper's body double I might have considered meeting him in person.......after he had been gagged with duct tape........so sad.....twas not to be!!!!! Hehehe.
bradley cooper's body double
May 1, 2012 - 8:11pm — no more an echoNo, no, NO, cchick001,
You're forgetting already that the 'NarcoPath' is, first and foremost, a pathological LIAR... He SAYS he's Bradley Cooper's body double when, in REALITY, he looks more like Gary Bussey's mug shot!
Bottom line: I am so happy for you that you didn't meet up with that creepazoid!
Ugh! It's funny, on that
May 2, 2012 - 5:32am — cchick001Ugh! It's funny, on that site - the first time I got a message from a 25 year old man telling me how wonderful my profile was, well, it kinda gave me a lift - and then I realized he (and many others like him) were trolling for "cougars"! Hey, cool! I'm a cougar! It got REALLY gross. There was this one guy on POF who's picture looked like he was totally hot - his first message was all about how sexy I was - then he started on about how "Big" he was and could I handle it and did I like all things anal and ACH!!!!!!!! Blocked him but there were alot more where he came from. Stay away from POF, ladies! I'm thinking there are some success stories on there (as there are on every internet dating site) but I'm starting to believe more and more that they are urban legends..........
He forgot to mention that he
April 29, 2012 - 2:26pm — Im_always_fineHe forgot to mention that he breast fed orphans after the Japan earth quake/tsunami while he solved the nuclear meltdown crisis
I'd have very quietly hung up so that when he took a breath he wouldn't know exactly WHEN I'd hung up.
The silent hang up
May 1, 2012 - 8:17pm — BtrflyGrlClassic move. I used to do that all the time. No slamming it down...just keep talking buddy till you realize nobody is listening! Of course I was "real mature" seriously - let's talk maturity assface, your babbling on about fucking nothing and now I'm immature. Idiots!
Run don't walk
April 29, 2012 - 1:00am — rosedewittbukaterthe other direction as fast as you can
Next!!!!! Lol
April 28, 2012 - 10:36pm — Deidre99Next!!!!! Lol
LOL! Be grateful this was
April 28, 2012 - 10:32pm — JourneyLOL! Be grateful this was only a phone conversation and not a dinner date!! wow :)
"He worked as a chief in New Orleans and Denver"
April 28, 2012 - 8:11pm — LaylaWas he an Indian Chief?
Or did you mean "chef" because you can never tell with these Narcs.........
hehehehe!
love~ Layla
Oh, crap, I'm an awful
April 28, 2012 - 8:41pm — cchick001Oh, crap, I'm an awful speller! Probably it meant both to the dude.............It was fascinating, listening to somebody spew so much BS with out the slightest bit of a clue or any shame what so ever!
Interesting statistic about POF
April 28, 2012 - 7:58pm — Stillstanding10 out of 10 guys on POF are either narcs, psycopaths, deadbeats etc...
But seriously that place is crawling with them stay away.
I deleted my account that
April 28, 2012 - 8:00pm — cchick001I deleted my account that same night...........Ugh! POF was a very weird scene!
He really loves himself, a
April 28, 2012 - 7:56pm — Harper03He really loves himself, a lot... ;)
do not
April 28, 2012 - 7:48pm — onwithmylifeknow what to call him other than a self absorbed asshole, and POF is one of the worst of the sites, but then again they are ALL bad, so many shallow men the likes I have never seen, that was good for a laugh, ...
POF
April 28, 2012 - 10:51pm — The Narcissists...PlentyOfFish is where I met my lovely Prince Charming 5 years ago. He was able to hide alot about himself and creat the perfect persona to lure in his 'prey'. I wish I had never met him! I am cured of ever doing 'online dating' ever again. It's SO true that a majority of Narcissists/Psychos are on singles dating websites. Scary!!!
Met mine on Match.com! I
April 28, 2012 - 10:56pm — cchick001Met mine on Match.com! I have to really get my head examined for trying this internet crap again!