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From movie titles to positive affirmations.....but awhile back our beautiful Hunter posted about Narc Hotel. It was fun and hilarious.
Hunter please start that one up again.....
...gas lights in the hallway which lead you to a deep, dark, black room with a hollow door.
You call the front desk about the black room and are told it's white.
Before you reach the bed for some rest there are fourteen various sized hoops dangling from the ceiling that you must jump through.
When you reach the last one, four more appear...
(not) spinning. BECAUSE I CHECKED OUT OF THE NARC HOTEL AND ERASED IT OFF MY MAP
And then, finally in the last hoop, exhausted and confused, you get stuck...
...the entrance facade is grand and welcoming. It advertises all of the things you ever dreamed about in a five-star hotel, and more! A luxury experience at its finest! All you have to do is sign here, and give us a credit card as your deposit. We assure you your stay here will be a memorable one. This way to your suite...
Oh, wait...we forgot to tell you...all of the luxury suites are currently occupied by OW. They are being pampered and flattered and courted and receiving valuable gifts! Theirs is a bed of roses! Here's your room...see this little dingy door? That's the entrance to your every nightmare. Just go through it, go on, we promise you that you'll have the experience of your life! That's right! We thought you were our ideal guest, but it turns out that you're just nothing. We're going to ignore you, feed you cold leftovers, and let you sleep in that corner over there, while we go visit with the OW...you know, the ones who are MORE BEAUTIFUL, MORE IMPORTANT, AND YOUNGER than you. They make us look GOOD!
In fact, we are going to use them on our advertisements, to make sure that everyone knows who is staying in OUR hotel! By the way, when you leave, could you go out by the back door, so no one sees you?
Thanks, and come back soon! No, wait...we will come looking for YOU, as soon as these beautiful guests are gone. We might need someone to fill up a room or two then.
through a revolving door, and everything is made out of recycled materials.
Anything you order will always be served not the way you wanted it but guess what? They won't fix it for you because it was so obviously YOUR FAULT you ordered it wrong!
love~ Layla (Original Narc Hotel Guest, going for a second go-round here!)
As he would say "I just don't anything right"
suck this narctard, you jerk
Oh .. I love Narcville..
In Narcville there is a 5 star Hotel. " 7 Shades of gray" the background music is playing "YOU'RE SO VAIN"
Mirrors on the ceiling in every room..mommy is the conceriage to provide our "special" guests their every need.. Porn plays 24/7..
Keep it going!!
I just want to see what this 5 star hotel is all about.
There's a welcome banquet as we all walk in and the NARCS are all comparing their beautiful p#nis size...kinda like a swim suit contest but no swimsuits. "Mine is the most beautiful" blah, blah, blah.
Then we all move to a rubber room where we are supplied with PAINT BALL guns for the game of our lives.
Ready, aim fire.....
not sure if I am playing right but we are the guests and they are just the doormats this time. It's out turn.
The mirrors are everywhere, I cant see me but every angle of the Narc is highlighted, every beautiful muscle of his hot toned body.
He stops to preen..I look hot tonight dont I ?
I smile my appreciation while he barely glances at my carefully chosen lingerie..
Did you say mirrors? He puts his guitar strap on& gives himself a sexy smile as he sings to the audience in the mirror. (Happened twice)
Hey, notice me? Not now babe ( famous words).
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