I never forget a face but in your case I am willing to make an exception.

Hey Narc you are so hot and I want you right now! (My kids just told me today is opposite day)

This one is a futuristic scenario I play in my head: Somewhere down the road my kids and I will eventually run into Narc at a store or something. (We only live 2 miles apart) Narc, of course, will aprroach them and start speaking to them. I will then walk up, take my children by their hands and say "Boys, you know it's not ok to speak to STRANGERS!"

heheheheh....just having some laughs at NARCS expense.