I always have to have popcorn when I go to the movies

I always have to have popcorn when I go to the movies
Posted September 12, 2010 - 1:06pm
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Next time they try to woo you back into their lives, excuse yourself for a moment and come back with a big bowl of popcorn tell them you always have to have popcorn when you watch a show.Its even better if you are talking to them over the phone so you can crunch and munch in their ear, tell them the movie was wonderful too bad it was fiction.

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Alive's picture

made my day

September 13, 2010 - 1:49pm — Alive

Sooo funny. We NEED more

allthatglitters's picture

neverlookback

September 12, 2010 - 8:33pm — allthatglitters

This is great... I think we ladies (and guys) need to come up with more of these. This is so much better than trying to explain anything rational to an N.

xoxo

neverlookback's picture

for sure, we can throw them off at times

September 12, 2010 - 9:34pm — neverlookback

Best part about pop corn is you can get refills for 25cents, ha ha he asked me once if I would go to his funeral that is if he passed before I did, I told him no but I will write his Gf a condolence card telling her what a fine man the community has lost, that pissed him off but he got the point loud and clear that he NEVER fooled me at this stage of the game.

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neverlookback

September 12, 2010 - 10:28pm — allthatglitters

You know what, I think you're right. There's a way to get the point across to these guys that we're not getting sucked in or fooled by them again. And the way to do it is not to lecture them and tell them we've wised up, but it's to say things like this, and let it make them crazy trying to figure it out.

betty2020's picture

hahahaha. Im grabbing the

September 12, 2010 - 3:30pm — betty2020

hahahaha. Im grabbing the skittles too!!!

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

wholeagain's picture

LMAO

September 12, 2010 - 3:28pm — wholeagain

and there's always rubbing your thumb and forefinger together and when they ask what you're doing you tell them "this is the world's smallest violin, playing just for you."

allthatglitters's picture

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

September 12, 2010 - 8:31pm — allthatglitters

That just gave me THE biggest laugh I've had in a long time!! LOLLLLL...

It's SO true. Thanks so much for that! xoxo

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For a Narc?

September 12, 2010 - 1:25pm — nhtmf

Definately need the jagundo size box of Whoppers, chocolate covered malt balls.

If your talking to him then you're hearing whopping big lies coated with sugar !!!!!!!

neverlookback's picture

ha ha ha

September 12, 2010 - 1:50pm — neverlookback

You are so right I forgot about the Whoppers and malt balls, and its not sugar its saccharin, remember nothing is real with them, ha ha ha